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Excess Rider

When an un-trusting chick doubts that you have climaxed. So while astride your manhood she continually grinds your already swollen tender penis to be sure you have blown your load
Dave - Man, that Susie sure is one mean bitch. I totally lost a load inside her and she wouldn't stop riding me!!

Steve - Dave you wanker! You should never try to lay Susie, she's one of those excess riders!
by K-man75 August 5, 2011
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tomato rider

Someone who wears red excessively.
Danny Phillips is a pure definition of a tomato rider
by Thisisthetruthsobelieveit July 25, 2014
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Weasel Riding a Woodpecker

When you go to take your lady friend from behind and you instead jump on her back and put your finger in her ass, causing her to flap her arms furiously and give you a brief ride around the room.
I twisted my ankle last night when I surprised my lady friend by giving her a Weasel Riding a Woodpecker.
by gueeessssswhoooooo March 3, 2015
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hoo-ridah

A really kickass gangstar who performs every stereotype of a thug life e.g. rolling with drugs, guns and other illegal shit, committing crimes, doing drive-bys etc.
Witness the realest, a hoo-ridah when I put the shit inside

2pac - Ambitionz as a Ridah

Dood 1: " Hey, whassup, heard you did some drive-bys last night..."
Dood 2: " Yea, I'm a real hoo-ridah!"
Dood 1: "Fo' shizzle my nizzle!"
by muthaphukka123 November 26, 2015
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broomstick rider

A non-gender specific term to describe an individual who possesses or closely resembles the attributes of a witch. While invisible to the viewer, this individual invariably and constantly maintains a broomstick between their butt cheeks. They may occasionally appear to glide as if riding a broomstick. The manifestation of broomstick rider qualities may include but are not limited to: virtually any negative quality, especially those associated with a witch.

Most notably seen in the qualities of the wicked witch of the west from Wizard of Oz. Cue music of wicked witch of the west riding the bicycle (phonetic pronunciation of the tune: DO DO DO DO DO DO (repeat 3 times with the third time finishing with a much higher pitch).
"That woman just spit in my sandwich, and then she wiped her greasy fingers all over it, right after scratching her hindquarters! What a broomstick rider!"

"My teacher failed the whole class, singled me out to sing the national anthem backwards as punishment, and then mocked me ruthlessly. She was a real broomstick rider!"

"That guy has been leading me on for years! He lured me into getting married, framed me, stole my kids and everything I own. Now I'm begging for bread crumbs on the streets of Manhattan. He was the biggest broomstick rider I've ever met!
by BRUTALTRUTHHURTS May 15, 2016
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lakota ridge junior school

A preice of shit school that gives its children cardboard dipped in grease instead of pizza.
“Hey I go to Lakota ridge junior school”
“I’ll go ahead and call an ambulance now”
by Hecca boi May 29, 2018
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Pioneer Ridge Middle School

Bob: what middle school did you go to?
John: Pioneer Ridge Middle School

Bob: oh you mean hell.
by MNBOI July 7, 2018
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