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Pyramid Head

noun

: an act of fellatio, oral stimulation of the penis in which a physical manifestation of ones Id performs said act, while donning a Pyramid shaped helm :

variants: Pye Ehdding (British Vulgar Slang)

Ancient Egyptian "9to5"

*Not to be confused with the more common "Sleeping Pyramid Head" in which the same act is performed , except the head of the Id is sat upon to cause numbness. Similar to "the Stranger" : vvww.selfgrowth.net/articles/masturbation-magic-the-stranger-technique
From "Sweaters to Freedom", an op-ed penned by Bill Cosby for the Washington Post:

I was in a little town by the name of Silent Hill with my Daughter Cleo, and our car broke down. We entered a service station and a fancy triangular shredded figure appeared. He then began sucking my hog dry of all life. I exclaimed, "oouuu Cleo! Ima gettin that Pyramid Head, dontcha know!
by Scoopy8675309 August 26, 2022
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Pyramid Builder

The MAN of your Dreams who can bring you to Edge of the Seven Wonders....then show ya how he built that sh*t.
Gasp, groan, (something in Dolphin-ese).......you’re a *beautiful Pyramid Builder!!!!!

(*may, or may not be, paraphrased)
by Chugglenuts September 6, 2022
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pyrofluid

A gender similar to pyrogender, but unlike pyrogender, pyrofluid people can feel "warm" and "cold" about their gender, like a flame dying out
Sometimes you're just so cold about your gender, are you pyrofluid?
by BlazeTheWeirdo October 5, 2022
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pyroenhanceddillygong

A person who is sexually attracted to fire.
“Is Charley gay?”
“No, he’s pyroenhanceddillygong“
by JustMeg23 October 23, 2022
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Pyramie

Die Pyramie ist die korrekte Strukturelle Anordnung von verladener Ware in einem Getränke Markt
"ich möchte das ihr die neue Ware hoch gestapelt hinter die alte Ware stellt in Form einer Pyramie!"
by Nikiterzen November 30, 2022
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Pyroknight

Inspired by the word Pyro and Knight, the two words combined makes for an individual who despises many with a very inconsistent, one might say non existent streaming schedule.
Will Pyroknight finally stream again?
by Pyroknight January 2, 2023
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Pyroactivekinemortophobia

The phobia of undead creatures that have been set on fire and yet refuse to die.
Quit talking about fire zombies, you know I have pyroactivekinemortophobia.
by Haybail28 February 13, 2023
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