petty

A word that used to describe someone who overreacts to something trivial that offends them, but is now used by illiterates to describe anyone who trolls someone else for any reason.

Friend: That dude Joe's so petty. He said I laugh like a hyena.
Me: That's not petty. That's just making fun at your expense, dummy.

by dumb words disliker April 18, 2017

Matty Patty

a name given to a guy with impecably stylish hair, he is amazing with women and is a very quite person. So when women talk he sits there and listens like a good boy. This really turns the women on and he get more casual sex becuase of it. This man is sort of like a godly robot all men should look up to.

Hugh Jackman is a Matty Patty
Ryan Gosling is also a Matty Patty
That creepy fat man living in your mothers basement playing DnD is not a Matty Patty.

by Husker93 February 27, 2013

Potty-bang

When a male (possibly mulletted), who is taking a shit, gets his skanky girlfriend to straddle and bang him whilst still on the toilet.

To have sexual intercourse while defecating into a toilet.
To do the deed while dropping a deuce.
To make babies while making gravy.
To bury the ostrich head while releasing the grocery snake.

EX1:
BillyBob- "Yo, remember when we stopped at that gas station and there was that big-titty-skank behind the counter."

JonnyBoy- "Uh..yea dude, double-D's at least."

BillyBob- "Yea, well I had to drop a mean duce when I stopped there last nite. I gave her the eye as I walked towards the bathroom, and next thing I knew she was potty-bangin' the shit outta me!"

JonnyBoy- "No pun intended!"

BillyBob- "Shut the fuck up! And comb my mullett for me."
EX 2:
Male- "Baby, I'm runnin' a little late for work this morning but Im horny as hell!"

Skanky McSleaze- "Well...we could do a quickie."

Male- "Or, I could plug your nose and you could just give me a quick potty-bang. That's two birds with one stone you skank!"

Skanky McSleaze- "What!!!...O.K., Fine."

by RenoRyan November 4, 2007

fatty patty

A fat woman's vagina. It appears as a large mound connected to her giant belly fat which creates a second roll in her pants.

"Where is her pussy at?"
"She has a fatty patty."
"Oh."

by godlovesugly December 3, 2007

pottyfart

When you are sitting on the toilet trying to pinch a loaf and you fart instead. Hence the term pottyfart.

Hey Lucas, did you hear that pottyfart?
Ya Jamie, I think it came from stall number three.

by Hoopi Doopi June 11, 2006

Potty Mouth

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob in a port’ o-potty

“Hey did you hear”
“Hear what”
“Taylor has fucking potty mouth”

by PottyMouth12345 June 10, 2019

petty lust

A term coined to mean the lust that one feels for someone that is not full on "I HAVE TO HAVE YOU RIGHT NOW" and yet is not just "Oh hey you're kind of hot." It is that middle ground of being attracted to someone more than just a little bit but still not enough to potentially go out of your way to act on it.

"What do you think of Jamie?"
"Oh he's pretty hot...yeah I'd tap that."
"Ask him out!"
"No, it's just petty lust."

by KateKate May 15, 2006