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runaway pickle

When your detachable penis hops off and runs away.
by ShrekIsLifeShrekIsLove420 July 27, 2014
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Dessert Pickle

definition A: "when you want something to finish off your meal, but not something sweet, how about a salty, delicious and crunchy dessert pickle?"

Definition B: "a fucking cock, duh."
I asked her if she wanted to grab something sweet after dinner, and she said no, so we went back to her place and I gave her my dessert pickle.
by Beesonmyknees December 4, 2015
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Sad Pickle

A small penis that can not get it up no matter what, while completely sober.
I did everything I could think of and still he had a Sad Pickle.
by Madness83 August 25, 2016
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shitty pickle

Each contest must apply a pickle to there high recrum. Whoever removes there pickle first is deemed the looser. The consequence of loosing is to digest the complete pickle originally belonging to your opponent(s).
Crickey mate, rough night. We had a painful game of shitty pickle. I was the first to remove my pickle, and I was there like fuck I have to eat your pickle!
by Angus Daley June 25, 2016
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Buzz Pickle

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noun, plural buzz pickles. Slang.
an artificial erect penis, used as a sexual aid.

Buzz pickle, nee buzzpickle, is a sexual aid formed to replicate the shape and function of an erect, girthy, and potent male phallus. The characteristics that differentiate a buzz pickle from a typical "dildo" would include very powerful vibration.

Female Preference for buzz pickles often include large size, black color, and rechargeability. Male preference often includes characteristics such as the terms "bulbous", reach around friendly, and "threatening".
"Raddatz, is that your mom's buzz pickle in your back seat?"
by JohJohnsderRicky April 6, 2017
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hairy pickle

by coconut 876 January 14, 2019
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Hanging Pickle

When your cock unknowingly sneaks out the side of your boxers while your lounging around watching Netflix.
Mom: Son you need to adjust
Son: What? Leave me alone I’m watching flix.

Mom: You got a hanging pickle.

Son: Shit!
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019
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