Smurfy Privates

Smurfy Privates is a condition that one is blessed with after they have received cunnilingus from somebody who has eaten too many berrymans fizzy blue babies.

I was up at Reginald's yesterday, we were eating fizzy blue babies - they were so peng!! Then all of a sudden I look down and I have got a smurfy willy. He looked up at me proudly, "It has been my life long dream to give someone Smurfy Privates."

by kamikamila January 5, 2022

rectal privateer

A way of saying butt pirate while in the company of those who are against foul language.

"I don't like that guy, he's a rectal privateer."

by The worst English student January 20, 2022

Peekaboo Privates

A phenomenon where your penis pokes out of the front opening in your underwear.

Jake: I almost got pantsed while I was having peekaboo privates.
Kyle: That would’ve been embarrassing

Jake: ikr?

by BeckBro_ January 25, 2022

steamy private time

Sex. Usually with the bois but, sometimes with some girls.

Man 1: Aight bro are we getting up in this crib or what?
Man 2: Nah bro we can have some steamy private time in the bedroom.
Man 1 & 3: Maan, what the fuck??

by Renewings April 23, 2022

Avalon Private School

Literal Hell

Everyone hates Avalon Private School

by The Konkaninator December 1, 2022

Steven Prieto

Steven Prieto is someone who blows smoke up peoples ass with the intention of lying

Hey let’s go to Tijuana this week im not pulling a Steven Prieto

by Chuck polar bear April 26, 2023

PIS (private investigator services)

PIS

1. when a group of close knit friends come together to figure some shit out

"damn i wish i had the PIS (private investigator services) team to help me figure this out"
when a group of close knit friends come together to figure some shit out

by the psi team August 2, 2023