Gay Privilege

Certain liberties gay men have with women that straight men get smacked for

*Gay brother walks in*
Straight brothers crush- Husband, cuddle time!

Straight brother-.....
Gay brother- gay privilege, dude

by Homoflexible.626 June 18, 2018

Female Privilege (Western Females only)

The privileges females get in the western culture that are so obvious, but rarely addressed because alot of women want special rights, not equal rights and feel they are owed reparations because of (most I assume) douche males in the past that probably aren't even alive anymore. Today the majority of the culture in Western will try to shut you down by calling you a sexist which is irony in itself.

4% (women pay) less than men for car insurance because men are seen as inferior drivers
2.3% of all combat deaths is #FemalePrivilege and can't be drafted
64% of child abuse is from women yet 82% of women get custody and half of their partner's stuff and alimony
29% of homeless are women

59% of scholarships are for women
60% college graduates are women
20% of suicides are women
Women are way more likely to receive less time and punishment for equal crimes
Women are allowed to assault a man in public and not receive an asswhoopin and alot of times arrest, and at most times applauded for their behavior, but if a man self defends himself he is immediately detained/assaulted by others.
Women are believed more than the man for domestic assault yet 70% of domestic assaults are initiated by the woman
Women shelters exist everywhere and (as of this post) only 2 male shelters exist in the U.S.

A women can cheat on her husband and still be the victim in society
Women get free drinks at bars
Women can get attention physically or mentally (white knights or other girlfriends) almost any time they want on social media or public.

These are just some examples of Female Privilege (Western Females only). This does not exist in Middle Eastern areas as the females there are truly oppressed. I wish those fighting for Female rights would go over there and help those poor women.

by NidgeDFX April 3, 2023

privacise

The act of dialing *67 before a phone number, so your number comes up "PRIVATE". Then, in an annoucers voice, such as Bruce Buffer, yell "YOU'VE JUST BEEN PRIVACISED!" and hang up.

Brandon's phone rang and the caller ID read "PRIVATE". Unaware that he was about to become a victim in a privacised prank call, he preceded to answer.
"YOU'VE JUST BEEN PRIVACISED!"
"What I don't know what you're saying?" Brandon answered.
"PRIVACISED!!"
Still confused, Brandon replies, "What? Privacised? What's that?"
........click.........

by dave mark chris April 17, 2008

Private Part Pleaser

Slang for a girl who you don't care about who pleases your privates; a hoe; a friend with benefits

Ah bro she's such a private part pleaser, but I don't really like her

by d1rtydeeds April 6, 2016

Gay Privelege

Gay Privelege occurs among groups that historically promote themselves as marginalized, using perceived victimhood as an excuse to promote ridiculous bullshit like white privelege, gender nonconformity, and the Russian Collusion Narrative, with near impunity. Utilizing Identity Politics as a means to disregard an argument outright instead of actively participating in dialogue, those who weaponize their Gay Privelege have furthered false narratives ranging from Global Warming, to Antifa as a non-terrorist group, to the Epstein "Suicide" through self-martyrdom as a discouragement of response, particularly when a camera is present.

Check your privelege, Boomer!

Check your Gay Privelege, Faggot!

*Faggot lops his dick off and kills himself*

by Mjolnir12982 November 10, 2019

check your privilege

A saying/online expression that is mainly used by social justice warriors to remind that the body they are born in comes with specific privileges that do not apply to specific arguments or situations. The phase also suggests that when considering another person's plight, one must acknowledge one's own inherent privileges and put them aside in order to gain a better understanding of his or her situation.

White cis boy: After the divorce, Michelle gets to keep the kids even though she didn't take care of them.
Sjw: so?!?!? You're white!!!1 you're cis!! You're a MALE!!! Check your privilege.

If you are in a heated home, typing on your laptop, you are privileged.

by martini666 February 15, 2015

Privatize

pri·va·tize   prahy-vuh-tahyz Show IPA
verb (used with object), pri·va·tized, pri·va·tiz·ing.
1. Formal Definition:
to transfer from public or government control or ownership to private enterprise: a campaign promise to privatize some of the public lands.
2. To make exclusive or make your own; to delimit or appropriate: That guy just privatized that toilet paper.
3. Can also be used with sexual connotation (use at your discretion)

To take and make your own.
Examples:

"Hey Buddy, let's take that beer and privatize that shit." "Privatize that shit"
"I just privatized that iPad brah"

To be used with discretion: "Privatize that Ho"

by mitchdpg October 15, 2012