pantomine

A landmine or improvised incendiary device disguised as a children's theatrical production which is used to target child soldiers and B-list celebrities.

Queen: Where are your legs, young man?

Soldier: I stumbled across a production of Peter Pan in Kandahar and didn't realise it was a pantomine until I noticed my own feet disappearing over the horizon.

Queen: I'm rich.

by yinyangman February 5, 2010

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Phantoon

Phantoon is a slang term for excretion of "poop." It was made popular by YouTubers LucahJin, NintendoCapriSun, JoshJepson and others while live streaming the LucahThon.

It is also a popular boss from the Metroid series.

I just took the phantoon of my life. ya know, IN THE BATHROOM!

by I<3Lucah July 11, 2011

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phantom dump

The act of defecating in a unorthodox location. Perhaps a mailbox, sneaker,notebook, or golf hole. The chagrin and befuddlement of those who discover it is the payoff.

Tom: Dude, I can't believe you phantom dumped in Elmer's chocolate milk.

Chris: That was retribution for the dead leg he gave me yesterday.

Tom: I'd say your even now.

Chris: word.

by job pilsen May 12, 2009

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phantom boner

The same as "e-boner" which means being aroused or turned on without the physical effects of a full-on erection. This term can be used by either sexes, so it doesn't have to pertain to just males.

Mostly used in on-line chat forums. Also can be used in plural, which is meant to magnify the point tenfold.

Did you check out those pictures of that chick? Oh man, she gave me a phantom boner!

WOW! She has some big tetas! I'm a chick and she gave all of us phantom boners!

by acesandiegan February 23, 2011

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