J.D. Power Award

Participation trophies car companies say they have so their car sounds good (when in reality they're extremely easy to get)

Car Company: "We have a J.D. power award!"
Person: Aren't those extremely easy to get and you can even pay for them?

by DylanPaterson October 21, 2020

power hug

To hug in a powerful motion as seen in the tenacious d movie.

"It's time for a power hug."

by Jacobo2006 July 16, 2007

Power User

1. People who know the advanced features of a computer operating system.
2. What business people who don't actually know anything about computers call themselves when all they can do is make spreadsheets in Excel. :

Ex:

1. I just installed a new GUI to Debian! Now to overlock my processor so I can get shit done!

2. The following is a real story from my old job:
Lady: *Calls Me(IT Guy)*
Me: Hello?
Lady: Yes, is this IT I'm speaking with?
Me: Yes.
Lady: I'm normally a "Power User" but lately, Windows has been SO slow! I would like it if you could help me.
Me: Ok, would you like me to come over to your office?
Lady: No, it's fine.
Me: Well, could you answer these questions?
Lady: Yes. Why is it so slow?
Me: Have you updated Windows?
Lady: No.
Me: Do you have Windows 7?
Lady: Why do you want me to downgrade? I already have Windows 95!
Me: Have you downloaded any viruses?
Lady: No, my doctor said I'm fine.
Me: Umm...Well, have you clicked on any suspicious E-Mails?
Lady: Yes! I'm still waiting for my new iPhone!
Me: *Facepalm*

by The Man with the Plan In a Can August 17, 2012

Affordable Power Hardtop Convertibles

It's a hardtop. Push a button. The top goes down. It's a convertible.

The Pontiac G6 and Mazda Miata are both now available as affordable power hardtop convertibles.

by Jeff Goven January 3, 2007

Armenian Power

An Armenian street gang from the Los Angeles area

Members of Armenian Power were arrested yesterday.

by RoninsFire January 4, 2005

power-bottom

A power bottom is a gay male who during anal intercourse truly enjoys being the receptive partner to the point of wanting it more aggressively. Anal intercourse can be painful at times. A power bottom is a man who has learned how to "take it" and feels great pleasure without the pain. When a bottom wants it bad enough it can put him in the aggresive or dominant role in bed.

John is begging for more. Now that's a true power-bottom.

by J the PB December 3, 2007

powerchrist

To consume a large quantity of a substance, esp. alcoholic beverages.

"Dude, Chris powerchristed a bottle of Seagram's and passed out in the lobby. They had to take him to the hospital."

by B Dubs January 28, 2008