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post-chaste

That pure, fleeting moment after your first sexual experience when it still hasn't settled that you're no longer a virgin.
"Yo woman let's do it again!"
"Quiet, don't ruin this for me, I'm post-chaste."
"Well, hurry girl - I wanna get real nasty."
by Desmond White February 18, 2010
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post-scene

someone who says the outgrew their scene phase but actually hasn't. they usually say they hate scene kids, and they might call themselves "emo" without knowing the origins of the genre.
"I'm so emo."
"You mean you're post-scene."
"No, I'm emo. Scene kids are gross."
"Emo is a genre of music that was pioneered in the 80s."
"What?"
by frnakierOH September 15, 2016
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Fursona Posting

Posting on twitter as your fursona or on any social media.
#FursonaPosting "insert regular speech here" *tailwags* - Fursona Posting
by FurryTripleXXXVinDiesel June 23, 2021
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post funk

Post Function. The event that immediately follows a party or event. Includes only a sub-set of original attendees. Typically this is the primary source of embarrassing tales of debauchery and over-consumption of alcohol; however, it not to be missed. See afterparty. Derived from pre funk.
Mike: Holla, holla y'all. Post Funk at the Ironhead!

Matt: Word, yo! That place is off the hook!

(The two, and accompanying friends proceed to the aforementioned watering hole)
by twood August 20, 2007
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trigger-posting

To send random bits of nonsense, often accompanied by annoying memes, into a chat group
"B"
"Brad, quit trigger-posting."
by dogezes April 21, 2021
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Post Milky

Referring to any mammal that is past the breastfeeding phase of their lifespan. To be "Milky" would imply that one is currently suckling the milk.
Tom: "I got post milky when I was 2"
Jared: "Oh yeah? I was milky with your mom last night"
Tom: "Fuck you, Jared"
by sparrowman360 August 15, 2022
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Post scorers

Post scorers are an Indication that you should run as fast as possible. God forbid if they’re elite 3. Post scorers are known to be the cancer of this world.
Post scorers are an Indication that you should run as fast as possible. God forbid if they’re elite 3. Post scorers are known to be the cancer of this world.

*Bob* “Hey, Let’s play over here?”
*Steve* “That’s a post scorer, let’s change park.”
by Stevendavies1 May 21, 2019
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