Wisdom Poo

The act of defecating so hard and fast you come to understand everything about life.

"Dude, I had a mad wisdom poo last night."

by Unicornpoo22 May 25, 2016

Fat poo

One of the most versatile phrases known. Fat poo can be used as an insult, an exclamation of a general displeasure, an exclamation of a general joy, a compliment (similar to saying "you're the shit"), or it could even be used on its own, but only in certain circumstances. These certain circumstances are usually if you are at a friend's house and there is no conversation, you could say fat poo to break the silence. Or perhaps you could say fat poo when you don't really have a response to something.

(insult)
Person 1: Dude you're stupid
Person 2: Yeah? Well you're a fat poo.

(General displeasure)
AW WHAT THE FAT POO, THAT WAS BULLSHIT!

(general joy)
AWWWW YEAH, FAT POO, THAT THING FINALLY CAME IN! I'M GENERALLY JOYOUS!

(Compliment)
Person 1: Dude you're really cool
Person 2: You're awesome
Person 1: You're amazing
Person 2: You're the fat poo

Person 1: R-really? That's so nice of you!

(On its own)
*4 friends are in a room*
*After 45 minutes of talking and laughing together, the room gets deafeningly silent*
*It is, indeed, awkward*
Person 1: ... Fat poo
Person 2, 3, and 4: lmao

by Nicky Big Dick September 10, 2016

poo jam

when a poo refuses to go round the u bend of a toilet after flushing.

Daphne had created a poo jam in the works toilet and had to do a double flush to clear the turd

by santorini February 26, 2009

Techno Poo

(N) \ˈtek-nō ˈpü\ - Pooping while listening to techno and repeatedly flipping the bathroom light switch to simulate a strobe-light effect.

Jim was enjoying the music at the festival entirely too much to duck out and drop a dook. When nature called, he ran to his hotel for a brief Techno Poo.

by Bobby-D-Light October 14, 2014

Poo In A Pool

Imagine how painful this is. You pay to get into a swim centre you get in the pool, then out of the blue a guy bombs into the pool, takes a shit and runs. YOu just wasted your money, time and now have poo water all on you.

Guy 1: I actually want you to die.
Guy 2: Mate go Poo in a Pool

by yamumsyadadcreator November 5, 2019

Pew Poo

The act of moving one's bowels in a confessional after the conclusion of mass. Now archaic, Pew poo may also refer to any churchgoing policeman.

Priest: Jumpin' Jehosaphats! This Pew Poo must be the work of the Devil! Quick, fetch the collection plate!

by Fart Lord April 21, 2010

Poo Dobber

The lock of bum hair that surrounds the anus that when taking a shit becomes spackled with poo paste, making wiping a blivet of a situation. Poo paste is then dobbed onto the toilet paper during wiping, much like applying Kiwi to your leather boots.

Man, I hate mudbutt! I've been wiping my poo dobber for hours!

by Blivet Spill April 1, 2009