Diamond poisoning

The immediate affect that slipping a diamond ring on a womans finger has on her sex drive.

“So the day after I slipped the ring on her finger, she got diamond poisoning, and we haven’t got busy since!”

by travellin2planker October 10, 2019

croci poison

Croci Poison is a word that Apple IPads auto-correct to when you try to type in crocippoion. It is a very polfy word that crackheads use. BTW, monkeys and mice are cute.

Croci Poison is all about croci'n 'n' rolli'n.

by polf_lover123 January 31, 2020

Mid Poisoning

What happens when you smoke too much mid

Me, on the phone: "Yo Justin are you coming over?"
Justin: "Nah bro, i got mid poisoning"

by Brad Ricketts Likes Big Cocks December 13, 2019

Alcohol poisoning

What you get when you try to drink eighty straight vodkas

I heard of a guy that tried to break the drinking record and he got alcohol poisoning after the fourth bottle

by pro2a July 16, 2020

Bread Poisoning

When you eat plain bread and your stomach starts hurting (drink to fix)

“Oh I think I have bread poisoning”

by Jamontoast 123 October 10, 2020

cement poisoning

the poison hidden in the cement you eat.

they love to give people cement poisoning.

by iaamtoadman December 13, 2020

Pixie Poison

A gang that targets homophobic peoples, racists and harassers.

The pixie poisons are targeting a man who harassed my friend

by Pink poison March 21, 2021