Pipe Dream

;a dream you have and long for but know you can never achieve
; a sex partner you long to fuck passionately but know you never can

"Who is your pipe dream?" "oH mY GAwD, it has to be Sidney Shlong, he's just so fucking cute!"

by TweakGod October 14, 2019

Split the pipes

When you send that soccer ball soaring into the back of the net!

Holy Cow....Katie is only a freshman and yet she just split the pipes!!!

by Go Boooots! August 19, 2022

milk pipe

A butthole that looks like a vagina

That guy looks like he has a milk pipe.

by Cjgach May 18, 2016

Pipe Queen

1a) The term used for any female that has a secretive slutty side 1b) Any female that is currently in an active relationship but will have many discrete sexual encounters with other men usually more than 2 men at a time

2a) a female that is proud to have many sexual encounters with a large group of men 2b) when a female prefers readily available longer length erections as a source of sexual pleasure.

Example 1:

Man A : "Why do you and Brandi break up bro?"

Man B: "Well I thought she was going to a moms and strollers meeting, turns out she was the Pipe Queen down at the Foot Locker"

Example 2:

Girl posts selfie to social media, caption reads " OMG last night was cra cra pretty sure I met the entire basketball team lol #pipequeen"

by EDoubleG September 23, 2016

smokey pipe

Mastebating under water so when you cum it looks like you penis is releasing smoke then your significant other sucks it all in like there smoking.

Denise: "Hey wanna try the smokey pipe move."

Jake: "Sure if you don't mind a nice, thick, white, smoke"

by Mr. Monty February 28, 2009

Laid pipe

A country term for sex.
Laid pipe = put your penis inside a females vagina

"Did you hear about Jason?"
"Yeah! He totally laid pipe! Unlike you."
"Why do you always go there Greg.."

by Lyss365001 November 28, 2016

Shat Pipe

A happy place to go to when you need to take a Shart

Go to your shat pipe now

by Diarrhea doctor. November 23, 2019