mama peepee

what a little boy says to his mother when he has a boner.

Jaylen said, "mama, peepee" and pointed to his crotch when he had an erection.

by richard k August 12, 2003

peemergency

The urgent need to urinate.

After 5 hours in the car and a super big gulp, I was having a peemergency.

by JavaJaneOhio December 2, 2010

Peeler

A peeler is a professional stripper, who makes bank off old men only.

Mr. Tush: wow, you are a really good peeler! Here is my granddaughters collage funds!
You: *Insert money sound*

by Shelby Chapstick January 7, 2020

peepeepoopoocheck

To shit intensively in your pants.

"My asshole burns. I just had a peepeepoopoocheck."

by TayAKApakistaniLove October 3, 2020

peepeepoopoo

a funny meme

look at this peepeepoopoo meme

by naruto porn October 21, 2020

Peepeepoopoo check

It's when you check when your friend has peed and pooed

You: when was the last time you took a shit

Timmy: yesterday
You: when was the last time you took a piss

Timmy: two hours ago

You: peepeepoopoo check complete! Thanks
Timmy: *stares at you like you have ten eyes*

by fourdefinitionperson January 24, 2021

bailiff, whack his peepee

the worst sentence to have in court, not supported by twinkie defending

We must make sure you do not come here again.
Bailiff, whack his peepee.

by stamplerels September 4, 2021