Parade Candy

1. Any candy that is found on the street and then consumed; does not necessarily have have to originate from a parade.

2. Picking up a hooker from a notorious prostitution boulevard.

1. That tootsie roll on the ground is still fairly unopened, love me some parade candy.

2. Griff was feeling horny so he drove down to North Ave. looking to score some parade candy

by LordBelvedere July 19, 2011

paraphotomic slumber

When one drifts in their mind to an off place and subsequently receives a pinched from the 'other side' while in wake consciousness

Random Person: I was imagining myself playing drums, but there was a tear in my snare. I put my finger over it, and hit the snare and my finger shot with pain.

I got up from bed and walked away from my Paraphotomic Slumber

by James Q Collins January 8, 2012

Paralean

The perfect unsober state of happiness in which you are paraletic from drinking too much alcohol and perfectly lean from smoking a few spliffs

Dude he's absolutely para and he's about to go smoke he'll be buzzing once he's 'Paralean'

by Gtalbot August 20, 2013

Parademix

The soul of an unborn goat.

Do you need a parademix to do that job?

Does your black cauldron require a parademix?

by Fantasia almighty October 13, 2013

paradelius

The act of being completely paralytic and black out drunk and not being able to remember the night, but with the keen knowledge that you were a fucking mess.

"What the fuck happened last night Liz? I was completely paradelius"

by M J Jones x2 December 1, 2013

Parade Baton

A public erection or semi erection sported by a man that parades around the beach in his speedo swim trunks. These may also be observed on nudist beaches minus the trunks.

Jeeze check out the drum major over there he almost poked me in the eye with his parade baton.

by Steev3d October 2, 2014

Parakeet

To place your scrotum , and shaft on an unsuspecting persons shoulder.

Cory snuck up behind Pete , and sat his Parakeet on his shoulder.

by dirtydino January 31, 2015