pork pie

this is what james' head looks like

''james you have a mouldy pork pie stuck on your shoulders''

by say no to pork pies May 16, 2004

pork it mildred

It means to step on a gas peddle and floor it.

When you driving in a car with someone. You want them to hurry up and go fast. You yell PORK IT MILDRED!

by ITALIAN July 28, 2012

Pork roast

When a male sticks his dick in a female and slowly turns her in a 360 degree rotation.

John: me and Sally got so bored last night that we did a pork roast.
Jeff: awesome.

by HarryMan808 January 9, 2013

pork chops

Clownish individuals, fools that are often the subject of demeaning, yet humorous shenanigans.

"Put these pork chops in the fridge, with the beers and the broads!"

by Black Belt Jones September 15, 2003

Pork Pie

To have sex with a girl.

Are you gunna pork pie her?

by Mike Wrench April 15, 2010

pork scratchings

Pork scratchings is the term for the left over 'crumbs' after the penis ejaculates and is not cleaned or wiped, and the remaining dried up semen is brushed/scratched off.

See also wordknobcheese/word

Please excuse the mess on your brand new black suit, I had pork scratchings.

by Teaboy September 23, 2003

Pork Roasted

Being so high that you feel as though you are a piece of roasted pork.

Damn nigga, that L got me pork roasted!

by KingBlooted February 25, 2011