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The Chodum Poll

LEGAND has it that the ancient Aztecs worshiped a fertility god only known as "Chodhum". They made a "Totum Poll" but instead they called it the Chodum Poll. NOW it is a Joke between two kids in Kentucky named Kyle and Micah. They were driving down the road on a (christian) school field trip when Kyle looked at Micah and told him to write in the fog on the van window "Chodum Poll" so he did it and he got away with it.
Live Reenactment:

Kyle: Dude, write Chodum poll.

Micah: Okay

(Micah writes)
*Both laugh and point*
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Pollard

He is a fat pedo who god to a school to fucking nonce on small kids don’t go near him
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ridiculous in the most outstanding sense that the word "ridiculous" doesn't quite cover the idiocracy of the act.
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Troll Poll

Another term for not wanting to associate yourself with something or someone.
Tommy: the nutter plays battlefield 1942!

Loccen: BF1942 is shit, I wouldn't touch it with a troll poll!
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cross pollination

To knock-off (bang, screw)a sibling's partner.
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Magical Poll Land

The 2nd most popular guild on Gaia Online. Known for lacking a significant number of competent mods, bandwagons, drama, and arrogant regulars who will all gang up on and flame the shit out of any user who attempts to speak his or her opinion, or gets into a fight with someone with a higher rank on the social hierarchy.

Is less fun than it used to be, filled to the brim with quest threads, and has been infested with furfags, newfags and regular fags.
I can be a retarded in Magical Poll Land and everybody will shit on me for it, even though they're just as retarded!
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