Skip to main content

Polak-says-what-index

An index describing the level of "Polak" in a given sentence. Perhaps best used by Michael Scott, Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton, in a lecture given to a local business school in Scranton.
Business School Student: "How has your Herfindahl index declined since the merger?"
Michael Scott: "Nice try. How's your Polak-says-what-index?"
Business School Student: "What?"
Michael Scott: "Thanks Kowalski"
by SEO1988 January 20, 2010
mugGet the Polak-says-what-index mug.

Pilar

Basically the coolest person you will ever meet. Amazing body amazing smile, just all-around gorgeous. When you look at her, your heart starts racing and you feel so happy you'll think, "I wonder if I ate too much of that muffin...".
Dam! Dat girl has got to be a Pilar!
by thesecondcoolestperson February 5, 2010
mugGet the Pilar mug.

plargle

v. To poke, glomp, tickle, and call someone Blarg all at the same time.
Person 1: I'm going to plargle you.
Person 2: But my name isn't Blarg.
Person 1: Oh, just go with it!
by Obbeisance January 7, 2009
mugGet the plargle mug.

Plart

Decorative plates, plate art.
Yo, your mom collects sick plart.
by Nexu May 31, 2011
mugGet the Plart mug.

Polack Holmes

A clueless and unobservant Polish person; derived from a sarcastic play on the name of famously observant and perceptive detective, Sherlock Holmes.
"Did you know that my dad drinks a bottle of vodka a day? I think he might be an alcoholic."

"No kidding, Polack Holmes."
by Shmingus Dingus October 9, 2009
mugGet the Polack Holmes mug.

Polarsyrup

This word can often be mistaken for somethings like syrup made out of lovely polar bears or syrup owned by polar bears but no it is not. It would be preferred but it isn’t even a word; it’s a Canadian instagram editing account that makes fun and well edited memes. Follow @polarsyrup on ig.
@a6aiah (on ig): It would be cool if that amazing editor polarsyrup followed me because I too am a part of the editing community

@Grandayy: Yeah that’d be great, he hit 12k!
by @Nutpost on IG June 4, 2019
mugGet the Polarsyrup mug.

plarping

The act of shitting so hard your stomach comes out of your rectum and you implode into your self in a painful bloody mess.
Did you hear that jimmy had a mental plarping incident after eating that rat shit.
by epicGaycockPaulMiles November 24, 2020
mugGet the plarping mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email