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Platon

An ultra sexy renaissance man, who gets hot at 20years & he loves party's. Platon is a person who everyone knows, he has tooooo much friends. He can sing and dance.
by LourdesUSA227 January 20, 2017
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platonigamy

When a group of friends are platonically in love with each other; platonic polygamy
Platonigamy is a great practice, all yojrfriends can be included
by Sparklegaytocorn February 1, 2017
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platonic bridge-salesman

A crafty smooth-talker dude who initially claims to just want a "first base" friendship with a lady, but in reality is merely using this assertion as an "opener" to eventually getting into her pants.
Hot chick: Brandon claimed he just wants to take me for strolls hand-in-hand... yeah, right... sounds like da classic "platonic bridge-salesman" pitch to me --- I've seen how he looks at me whenever I wear a swimsuit or a sun-dress!
by QuacksO March 6, 2017
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Platophobia

Fear of being hit in the head with an airborne plate (particularly when thrown by a spouse or close relative).
"Oh dear, I am having an odd sense of platophobia right now!"
by freezersyeah July 10, 2017
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Platonic Hand Job

A hand job that is done by a friend with no feelings behind it
Friend: Give me a hand job
Friend 2: I have a boy friend
Friend: No No Platonic Hand Job, as friends
by Platonic Hand Job March 19, 2018
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Platonic Handjob

A platonic friendship that goes dirty for a quick second of pleasure where a handjob is issued out to the lucky receiver.

Male equivalent of platonic fingering

Not to be confused with Atomic Handjob
So what happened last night?

Nothing much, just a platonic handjob.
by Whattareyoudoing May 12, 2018
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platonomony

When two asexual and/or aromantic people marry each other. There is no expectation of sex or romance, just a pure partnership. Commonly for the purpose of adopting children, or for financial security and benefits.
Yo I don’t wanna have sex or a romantic marriage but I want the benefits. Let’s get bound by the acts of holy platonomony.
by im_a_d!ck March 21, 2018
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