obsessive lord of the rings disorder

When you can't stop purchasing lord of the rings books.

In a bookshop, "Hi, can I have a newspaper please.....oh and can I just check what versions of lord of the rings books you have please?"
" Sorry I have obsessive lord of the rings disorder"

by Dazzapkb January 28, 2022

Obsepscion

A word coined by two exceptionally bright kids, E and J, that combines the words obsession and exception.

Usually means "the best people in the world," but only applies to those with the initials E and J.

"She's cool, but we're obsepscion." E and J said.

by Jess Estefania March 15, 2022

Obsessed

A term that many people now use when to describe their emotions when they really like a particular product and find themselves thinking about it and enjoying using it.

"I'm obsessed with the new Japanese restaurant downtown and ate there twice this week."

"I'm obsessed with how my lips look with this new lip gloss on them."

"I'm obsessed with the Birkenstocks that we saw yesterday and am going to go buy a pair."

by slayadragon May 9, 2022

obsessive compulsive flag-unfurling disorder

Or "OCFUD" for short. Refers to where you absolutely cannot stand to simply walk by a flagstaff where da pennant has become wrapped around da pole or is otherwise not hanging/flapping freely as it's supposed to be; you feel da overwhelming need to reach up and caringly "free da folds" so dat said lovely colorful banner can flutter freely and gloriously proclaim its bold "freedom of expression" message once again.

Why anybody would make an issue about someone's obsessive compulsive flag-unfurling disorder is totally beyond me --- just like "OMLC disorder" (whereby you are unable to resist closing an obviously-hanging-open mailbox-lid on your way by), it would be only common-sense logical to assume dat whoever put up da tangled-up flag would indeed want it to remain "free to flutter" instead of being messily twisted around da flagpole. Plus of course, it's only what YOU'D want OTHERS to do regarding any flag dat YOU YOURSELF had hung, and so you'd be merely following da Golden Rule by performing said Good Samaritan task yourself wif any bunched-up flag dat you see while strolling around town.

by QuacksO May 30, 2022

obsessedtzu

one of the best Tzuyu Stan’s ever!! Super pretty too 🫶🏼

“Did you know obsessedtzu is the best Tzuyu Stan EVER?”

by twiceeeeedayanna August 14, 2022

Obsessment

To obsess over a specific assessment.

I spiraled into a total obsessment while searching for the answer.

by TheRealMsAmerica August 20, 2022

obmention

Short for "obligatory mention," used when briefly introducing a fact that has to be noted but that one hopes will not derail the discussion. A common word on Usenet newsgroups in the mid- to late-1990s.

Jerry Lee Lewis just died...quite a performer and a big loss (but obmention of the creepiness of a 22-year-old man marrying his 13-year-old cousin).

by PhNiPr October 28, 2022