oystercopter

When a girl squirts like a oyster so hard on a mans penis, she spins round in a circle multiple times, like a helicopter.

Girl: Embarrassing moment last night.
Friend: What happend?

Girl: I oystercoptered and broke his dick...

by Truethooo August 8, 2017

oysters

gobs of phlegm coughed up from the lungs, as from pneumonia

Q: What's the grossest thing about having a lung transplant?
A: The first few oysters you cough up aren't yours.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 24, 2017

Oystering

Giving a blowjob with no condom (AKA ‘sucking it raw’, like eating an oyster)

“She was oystering me when her boyfriend came home”

by Angelab22 May 24, 2019

rake oysters

To place one's scrotum (and testicles) into another's mouth.

The slut from Pennsylvania likes to rake oysters in New Jersey.

by Emf November 9, 2008

Mountain oysters

Bulls nuts... broiled and full of warm splooge

That redneck over there is sucking on mountain oysters!

by Poon doctor May 11, 2019

OsterJesus

A dude who is all of the following:

1. God
2. A very "ballin" individual
3. Good in the sack
5. A freak in bed
6. Someone who's very genuine
7. Someone who looks out for others
8. Someone who cares bout everyone
9. Someone who puts others before himself
10. Smart than he looks
11. Pulls all the the bitches

I wish I was OsterJesus.

by Bandwidth June 11, 2014

Ostered

When you're snaked by someone close to you

Der Führer was Ostered by the snake himself Hans Oster

by Goldingott April 22, 2018