This is an actual Beach conversation with my 4 year old son.
Son - “Dad, I just Narted.”
Dad - “You mean sharted…? That’s ok, we’re in the ocean…technically it’s the best place to start.”
Son - (annoyingly) “No Dad, it’s a fart that floated up my nuts. I Narted”
Dad - 😂😂
Son - 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Son - “Dad, I just Narted.”
Dad - “You mean sharted…? That’s ok, we’re in the ocean…technically it’s the best place to start.”
Son - (annoyingly) “No Dad, it’s a fart that floated up my nuts. I Narted”
Dad - 😂😂
Son - 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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“She spends days in the studio painting and barely talks to anyone—people call her a narcissist, but really she’s just a nartcissist.”
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In the chaotic universe of Springfield, a new villain has emerged, one who is as colorful as he is malevolent. Meet **Nart**, a twisted and malevolent version of Bart Simpson, but with a distinctly purple hue that sets him apart from the norm. Nart is not just a threat to the town; his primary mission is to eliminate Homer and his family from existence.
In the chaotic universe of Springfield, a new villain has emerged, one who is as colorful as he is malevolent. Meet **Nart**, a twisted and malevolent version of Bart Simpson, but with a distinctly purple hue that sets him apart from the norm. Nart is not just a threat to the town; his primary mission is to eliminate Homer and his family from existence.
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Get the cool-neat-same mug.a historically near-sighted person is someone who can only remember recent history, wether it be in the recent few centuries or even just the recent few years.
July 4, John: do you realize that a year ago today we had to use bread slices instead of buns for hot dogs?
Bob: do you also that realize today is when america became independent? John: REALLY? Bob: yes, its taught in history class. John: oh, sorry, i didn't know that becuase im historically near-sighted.
Bob: do you also that realize today is when america became independent? John: REALLY? Bob: yes, its taught in history class. John: oh, sorry, i didn't know that becuase im historically near-sighted.
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