a historically near-sighted person is someone who can only remember recent history, wether it be in the recent few centuries or even just the recent few years.
July 4, John: do you realize that a year ago today we had to use bread slices instead of buns for hot dogs?
Bob: do you also that realize today is when america became independent? John: REALLY? Bob: yes, its taught in history class. John: oh, sorry, i didn't know that becuase im historically near-sighted.
Bob: do you also that realize today is when america became independent? John: REALLY? Bob: yes, its taught in history class. John: oh, sorry, i didn't know that becuase im historically near-sighted.
by d00dd00d February 05, 2010
a guy with his nose in the air :^
by d00dd00d August 20, 2009
Another term for foot fetish activities, especially a footjob, derived from the name of a foot fetish website, footsie tootsie.
Linda confessed to me the she liked to play footsie tootsie with guys
I'm usually very vanilla, but I have been known to indulge in footsie tootsie from time to time
I'm usually very vanilla, but I have been known to indulge in footsie tootsie from time to time
by d00dd00d September 08, 2019
1) An angst or bored prehistoric reptile
2) A very boring person or creature
3) a person who is always bored or sad
4) an enraged stoned guy
2) A very boring person or creature
3) a person who is always bored or sad
4) an enraged stoned guy
1) man:that dinosuar looks bored, he must be a Blargosuaras Blargosuaras:blarg
2)man1:man2 is so boring, all he talks about is politics man2: lets talk about politics man1:your a blargosuaras!
3)man1: man2 is always sad... man2:*crys* man1:oh dont be a Blargosuaras!
4) that druggie is mad, what a blargosuaras!
2)man1:man2 is so boring, all he talks about is politics man2: lets talk about politics man1:your a blargosuaras!
3)man1: man2 is always sad... man2:*crys* man1:oh dont be a Blargosuaras!
4) that druggie is mad, what a blargosuaras!
by d00dd00d July 24, 2009