gut nut

the stomach orgasm; (unisex) upon eating some 'magic' food, ones' guts and taste buds begin to experience a 'transcendental' bliss, where one seemingly leaves the bonds of gravity (like in REAL sex!!)

-the eyes roll back and the mind 'orbits saturn', while many 'g' s of gravitational force are felt. after a second or two, one is back for "another taste" (like in REAL sex!!) (-serving as somewhat of a suicide deterrent!!)

haley had a gut nut while eating that godiva 'chaw' clit!!

the maine lobster swimming in butter gave mike a gut nut!

a gut nut was what joe was having from the sirloin-burger!!

celestina gut nutted from the walnut-tofu!

by michael foolsley December 9, 2011

Nut nudge

When your dog is so happy to see you it buries its head in your crotch and pushes its snout up against your nuts.

Me: Man, when I come home from work my dog is so happy to see me he just goes crazy!
Friend: Yeah, mine too, he gets so excited he just has to give me a nut nudge.

by Ned Hendershot September 19, 2016

Intergalactic nut

An nut that is out of this world.

You busted an Intergalactic nut all over my titties.

by Memetimmy June 16, 2018

Fanta Nuts

An orange-haired man by the name of Joshua Kenneth Bromley with orange pubes.

Joshua Kenneth Bromley has Fanta Nuts
The ranga Josh Bromley has Fanta Nuts

by Coca-Cola Balls April 28, 2021

Deadman’s Nut

The act of a man edging for a 90 day period in order to release a nut so incredibly large it could lead to dehydration, seizures, cardiac arrest, or even death. The production is so vast and volatile that others within the “splash zone “ are often left with lasting mental and physical trauma. Although warned of the possible horrors, many men still attempt the “Vikings Deed” to this very day. Legend has it that every US president is the direct product of insemination via a Deadman’s Nut.

I heard Big Jon is the 75th day of the Deadman’s Nut, I hope Cait gets her Frog Toggs in time

by StatDaddy April 21, 2020

nut muffle

Any item that will catch a load while masturbating.

I was workin' it for a few minutes and before I came off I grabbed a sock- the perfect nut muffle.

by the_paperboy September 24, 2013

Nut-Gobbling

When you are kissing up to someone way to much or hanging on there jock

Man u always Nut-Gobbling for dat dude

by Kenny Lewis October 17, 2008