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Net Martial

An online discussion about someone doing sth. considered bad by most people. Many people will immediately bash the person with rude sentences, swear words, sex references and death threats.
Usually people just look at the few lines of text and the blurred photo before making their word. Sometimes suicides are caused by them.
It's like a court martial, only it is online.
Look, this net martial is bashing an innocent kid! This needs to stop!
by A dying goat November 25, 2017
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Safety net

A significant other one can rely on difficult and challenging times.
You were my by safety net when all life wod fail.
by Sike200104 September 8, 2022
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Netting

obtaining a fishing net and squeezing it around ones testicles for an extended amount of time in order to create a checkered imprint on said testicles.
"hey bro what were you up to last night?"
"oh you know, just netting and gooning in my cave."
by sigmaskibiditoiletrizz May 13, 2024
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Net

Catching someones fall, being there plan B, girls go to them after breakup and friend zone them usually
Bro your just her net
by GoodD0ctor July 29, 2016
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She Wants To Run It Up Then Excel At A SpreadSheet Like SHe Is Megaman And AngelHellstrom JOse RObles Is ROll In Megaman Battle Net Work
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 25, 2025
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It my net

If you get a shit haircut, but have to deal with it.
It my net.... bro.
by Legga May 20, 2019
mugGet the It my netmug.

net kid

Netkids (noun)
A generation of kids who grew up neglected or unsupervised by their parents or guardians, turning to the internet as their primary source of comfort and/or entertainment. Often characterized by (but not limited to,) having a deep connection between niche communities, NSFL/NSFW sites or forums, Youtubers, games, self-taught drawing skills, and memes that they were exposed to, mainly at an early age. (Can be used in a negative or positive connotation.)
"I can't believe parents give their children an Ipad and expect everything to be okay. All they're doing is raising them to become net kids."
alternatively,
"Sometimes I feel like the internet raised me more than my parents did. I'm just another stupid netkid."
by rebic November 22, 2024
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