napoleon

What you call a young person who acts like "god I hate my parents!" "life sucks I want to kill myself!!!!" etc. Taken from the movie Napoleon Dynamite. Popular among SoCal beach kids.

Kid A: I hate my parents! Why can't they just die already!!!!!
Kid B: Dude, quit being a Napoleon. Your parents are rad!

by Numair January 22, 2007

Napoleon Bonaparte

The only reason this guy took over all of Europe and be French at the same time was because he was short. It took all of his normal height to counteract the French brand of cowardice.

Hey look at the short person.
Shutup, you retard. I'ma goanna take over the world like my brother Napoleon Bonaparte did. Short people for the win!

by Vanish29 March 12, 2008

nasl

Name/age/sex/location

Just like asl, but adding your name to it. May be confusing because it looks close to "nasal".

Person A: Hey, nasl?

Person B: Jill/18/f/NY, you?

Person A: Oh cool, Bobby/18/m/MN

by SaiyanRocker May 27, 2010

napoleon dynamite

the best flippin movie EVER gosh u frickin idiots u gotta c it if not im gonna get the butt load of gangz in my school ta kick ur tots cuz they're pretty good with a bow staff GOSH

napoleon dynamite iz da sexiest nerd in da world IDIOTS ima rape him in his face

by UR MOTHER'S NOSE February 10, 2005

naslo

Naslo is an "underdog" term used sometimes used in chatrooms. It stands for "Name, age, sex ( gender), location ( state/country, not like street number... that's sketchy) and orientation (sexuality)".

bored_grrl: heyy :

Emoboi: heyy, naslo?

bored_grrl: Melanie, 23, f, texas, straight. how about you?

Emoboi: (nicee name) john, 19, m, england, straight.

by clarifier November 14, 2009

napoleanism

Overwhelming desire to invade other peoples countries.Even if there's no chance of victory.

Im feeling a great sense of Napoleanism today i think i'll invade Russia,or maybe even Afganistan.

by popebenadict16 January 31, 2010

Nasal Orgasm

Intense tingling sensation beginning in your nasal cavity that eventually takes over your face to the point of taking your breath away, leaving you gasping.

'I ran out of butter and sauce so the only thing available to lubricate my bacon sandwich was mustard. The first bite was so damn hot it gave me a nasal orgasm.'

by annabomb June 9, 2019