Skip to main content

up my own ass

Robert who passes GCSE'S but can't get it right in real life.

up my own ass is something Robert would say, and that's gay
by sirbennito July 23, 2021
mugGet the up my own assmug.

Define my ass

An answer to when someone ask to define a word or sentance
Could you define Bread for me?
Define my ass
by Theyputhemastercheifinthesoder January 21, 2023
mugGet the Define my assmug.

27 my ass

To have a salad eaten from ones asshole.
27 my ass! make sure you bring napkins.
by FalseProphet13 April 5, 2021
mugGet the 27 my assmug.

My ass hole

by anonymous May 17, 2021
mugGet the My ass holemug.

black fuck incest would cum in my ass

this comes from the ancient folk lore about the black man who would have sexual intercourse with his mother after a long day of hunting. he would always finish the load in his mothers bum when the sentence "black fuck incest would cum in my ass" uttered from his mothers lips. you would normally use it to describe a black man coming home with a food stamp who is so horny that he would fuck his own mother.
White man: "Hi buddy, let's go collect the monthly food stamps!"
Black man: "Cuuhhh, I already got it cuuuuhh. This is a good time for black fuck incest would cum in my ass and marijuana!"
by fukcer192 March 6, 2024
mugGet the black fuck incest would cum in my assmug.

Dead Rat in my ass

What Red Dead Redemption should've been.
Tyson: Hey, did you get Dead Rat In My Ass yet?
Samuel: Nope, I do have "3 Snakes in My Colon 2" however.
by fishgaming April 24, 2023
mugGet the Dead Rat in my assmug.

sugar puff my ass

SUGAR PUFF MY ASS - General referring to applying granulated sugar, flavored cool aid, tang, the contents of a candy straw or Stevia if you are a health nut, to a foxy ladies willing derriere and anal orifice with a straw before you dive in and eat it like you have been stranded and starving on a remote island for months.

Can also refer to applying a generous amount of cocaine (mixed with sweetner) to the inside of a partners anal orifice before dining in, / when used in combination with sugar or other sweetner. (similar to Gack Blowing)

"The practice of filling a drinking straw with Cocaine, inserting one end into a willing anus and then blowing the cocaine into the Ass." - only used in combination with a sweetner to produce both a longer lasting high and great tasting ass!
I am really looking forward to sugar puffing that fine ass fox's ass and then eating it like a plate of shrimp, steak and lobster !
I washed my ass for you, please sugar puff my ass and then eat it daddy!
by MegaGiver May 28, 2018
mugGet the sugar puff my assmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email