mattress ride

when your sister bounces your mattress up and down to get you to fall asleep

Belle would you like a mattress ride?

by jbrown92184 February 23, 2009

muttastic

pleasing ones desires for good quality vagina

patto says to timmo mmm pauline hanson is muttastic

by tj french April 14, 2009

Mattress Jousting

Yes, it is a game played in college frat parties but has nothing to do with actual jousting. It is the act of two male parteners who are clearly intoxicated partaking in the act of sword fighting (this is where the jousting comes from) with their wangs on a bed (mattress).

It is commonly used as a joke to people who are clearly uninformed about the slang term.

Frat boy: Hey, Jason, do you want to go mattress jousting later on tonight?
Jason: No, I'm not gay
Frat Boy: I am

John's Older Brother: Hey John have you ever gone mattress jousting?
John trying to be cool: Yeah me and steve mattress joust all the time its fun as hell
Steve: I always win
(Arguing over who wins when both are now labeled queers
John's older brother: Wow?

by ogwannabee July 27, 2009

mutterback

a huge mut

that kid is such a mutterback!

by seanpang January 11, 2010

mattrock bottom

the pure art of putting ambiem in someones beer discretely in order to calm them down or send them to jail

I had to mattrock bottom Bert the other night. He was getting out of hand.

by mattttrockkk February 4, 2010

mutt accent

Spoken version of a dialect that belongs to no particular race or creed.

I like the way you said that in your best mutt accent.

by BlueMT October 26, 2011

mugtrio

three niglets in one area together evolve into a mugtrio

a wild mugtrio appeared. what will you do? wild mugtrio used cut. its super effective. lost $100.

by nigletX3 May 20, 2013