electronic mushroom stamp 

sending a photo of your hard penis to a friend, giving their phone a mushroom stamp, electronically.

-hey dude, sorry i can't make it to your party
electronic mushroom stamp
-damn you!

electronic mushroom stamp by Brosanne February 26, 2011

Mushroom Head 

The phenomenon of permanent physical trasformation of the human body, particularily the brain, induced by excessive ingestion of mushrooms containing psilocybin or psilocin

(ie. 'Magic Mushrooms")

Symtoms include

- Poor social skills

- Shady appearance

- Extreme excellence in one single form of creative art

- Rarely seen without headphones on

- Pale skin

- Absence of 'Iris' in eyes

- Has the mind of a genius, but keeps to themselves about EVERYTHING

Bro 1: Hey dude, I think Jimbo turned into a real Mushroom Head after that spring break mushroom party.

Bro 2: No dude, Jimbo's been chompin shrooms since grade two. It seems to me that his last serving sealed the deal, becoming a Mushroom Head is a very gradual process.

Mushroom Head by Tsetorp September 30, 2008

purple headed mushroom tattoo 

Upon ejaculation, aim for the side of face. and cock smack( with all your might ) across the face. For the next few days there will be a purple headed mushroom tatoo on there face.

Last night I gave Sam a purple headed mushroom tattoo.

purple headed mushroom tattoo by Bachelor Theo October 29, 2007

cream of mushroom soup 

Often offered to a girl as a more than healthy dose of some of that sticky icky from your mushroom cap right down her throat after being on a long hiatus from sexual relations.

After months of anticipation Eva was anxious to try Julian's main course, his cream of mushroom soup

cream of mushroom soup by Duane Dinio July 24, 2008

Cream of Mushroom Soup 

When a girl is sucking you off, you bust in her face and then you mushroom stamp her.

Sandy, I got cream of mushroom souped last night!

Cream of Mushroom Soup by Lindsdawg February 21, 2010

RingMaster Mushroom Stamp 

when you tame a bitch with your flacid schlong, often using it in a whiplike fashion.

note: this works better when you have an inverse chode

Maria: well that was good sex.
Gustaf: just a minute baby
Maria: stop playin over there and clip my toenails like you always do
Gustaf: SHIZANN!
Maria: what what what@!
Gustaf: You love the RingMaster Mushroom Stamp don't you?

RingMaster Mushroom Stamp by Auz March 5, 2008

cloudy mushroom 

An alcoholic cocktail beverage containing:
1 part Absinth
3 parts Water
2 parts Cola
1 Sugar Cube

This produces cloudy green slightly brown drink, that is either loved or hated.
When you think you have consumed enough absinth for one session, try one of these for something a bit different.

Bartender: What can I get you sir?

Drunk: Another cloudy mushroom thanks.

Bartender: Certainly

cloudy mushroom by Biderjum December 19, 2008