Munter

A bloke of notable ugliness, untouchable without extreme levels of drunkenness.

OMG what a munter. I wouldn’t touch him with your dick.

by Fannie Mae May 25, 2019

Mirtezon

A gay pussy boi who eats dick and watches porn on his phone

What are you doing Mirtezon sucking balls

by Boi2641894 July 3, 2019

Martese

(noun) The Black One with joy or “Blackie”.

Look guys I’m smiling like Martese, wearing blackface.

by AlBeYours July 4, 2019

munted

A descriptive term meaning ugly

that chick is munted as

by wise as March 24, 2019

Martenez

That one bucktooth nigga whose always complaining about everyone and everything like anyone gives a shit. He then cries like a little bitch and goes on damage control when faced with the slightest bit of criticism, usually pussying out in the process. Whenever he tries to act tough he just closes his hand into a fist in order to look threatening, only to open it and sit back down later on. Motherfucking bitch nigga. Also makes weird crossover fan fictions about Naruto and Zelda characters cause he's that much of a weird ass nigga and neither him or his family owns a car.

Yo I hate this shitty ass *redacted*
Shut the fuck up Martenez, your parents don't even own a car.
Shut up asshole I'll beat you up. *barks like a bitch*

by Pain_Uchiha September 23, 2019

Mårten

He is a tall young adult man. wide shoulders, sometimes exercising and but not having the worst sexy body! protector and loves children.He is usually single but he knows that all the girls around him would die to be with him. One of the hottest in Sweden.He has blond golden hair,good skin, has a strong sexy look, green nice eyes,use designer clothes and always looks good even when he wakes up. he has attitude, good personality, big nice smile. He is just perfect! But be careful, betraying the torment can cost you a lot and can serve you consequences. the time you get to date him he will protect you with his entire life and will be very easily envious when someone takes your attention away from him. However, he is a bad boy and does not show emotions. but you can feel the warmth of the room while he's there. when he looks at you he has eyes with desire. but he looks away quickly. he tries to talk to other girls to make you jealous so you dare to take the courage to talk to him. but once you talk to him he has nothing to say and goes away to play hard.No one likes his personality more than I do! he is emotional, gives good looks and tries to tease you in moments you absolutely cannot be with him. he’s my love of my life and I hope he understands that he belongs to me and that i belong to him. I know he will come back to pick me up when the time has come for both me and Mårten. Just give him a chance and he will prove that he really loves you and would do anything for you!

That guy is simply amazing, how could you ever hurt someone like Mårten?

He's just such a sweet guy he must be Mårten.

“wow, i cant stop thinking about Mårten"
"yeah, isn't he amazing!"

Girl 1- hey look, who's that
Girl 2 - he's my crush , we're such good friends, come meet him

by Loveyouuuuuuu November 15, 2019

mortegrind

Mortegrind, mortegrinder, mortegrinding,

To get sexual pleasure from pushing ones privates or touching the private’s of a bereaved person, a typical manoeuvre is to give a sympathy hug from the side, thus allowing the opportunity to rub ones groin against the hip of the bereaved, whilst breaking the hug allowing your hand to accidentally brush her breasts or his buttocks/ groin.
Journalists are known to accept and even encourage the act when visiting natural disaster and conflict zones.

I could tell she was going be mortegrinding by the way she approached him from the side, the dirty little hack

by Felching masters boy November 16, 2019