Michigan Motherload

An abnormal amount of ejaculate. Refers to the Great Lakes surrounding Michigan, and that the amount of ejacualte can be compared to the water in said Lakes. For obvious reasons, this should only be used involving EXTREME amounts of ejaculate. Otherwise, refer to Salt Lake Salt Bath.

Man, that was one Michigan Motherload I fired off there!

by Koolpa May 22, 2018

munchie buster

Any food you find within your room while high, and that immediately satisfies your munchies.

I was packing my suitcases high, and didn't have time to leave my room for a snack, when i found a pack of chips in one of my drawers. What a munchie buster!

by ynlk January 7, 2019

Michignorance

A grotesque lack of general knowledge related to the American state of Michigan. Not knowing things like the fact that Michigan has two separate peninsulas and 3200 miles of Great Lakes coastline. People who are Michignorant can’t even point Michigan out on a map despite the giant, waving hand that is the Lower Peninsula.

Billy thinks that a “party store” is where you buy streamers and balloons and not bread, beer smokes or pop. Talk about michignorance!

I’m tired of explaining to the michignorant that there is no “south Detroit.”

Billy is michignorant. He thinks that “Up North” means Canada and not northern Michigan excluding the Upper Peninsula.

by LeighRay May 23, 2019

Michigan tap dancing

The sound that's made when people come inside from being out in the snow and stomp their boots on the floor to get all the snow off of them.

The kids must be back from sledding, I can hear them Michigan tap dancing downstairs.

by calvinswim February 18, 2020

michigan steamer

The act of blowing vapor into your significant others anus.

*inhales vapor* “baby bring your ass here for this michigan steamer”

by terrylondon April 4, 2020

Munchikeen

Weird creature that lives among humans. Features include; clumsiness, weirdness, short, laugh at everything

Munchikeen come here

Your such a Munchikeen

by Head Munch October 28, 2020

michimary enjoyer

u like the identity v asymetical horror game ship “michimary”

“i hate cyu, ria, sim, lia, char, ellie and emily”
“who r they again?”
“one of michimary enjoyers fans”

by fea as fuck March 20, 2021