To get muddy in the pond

Describes a situation during a conversation between a person from the UK and the US where a word or phrase is misunderstood or not understood.

To get muddy in the pond:

I asked him if he fancied a cuppa and he looked at me like I was mad. The question got muddy in the pond.

by Wavles March 3, 2020

Muddy Buddy

When a person shit's inside of a wet sock sock and beats their sex partner with it.

"John smacked Sheila in the face with a Muddy Buddy and she came instantly."

by Thirstin Howl May 23, 2020

Bloody Muddy

When a women is on her period and has diarrhea.

What took so long in the bathroom.

I had to do a bloody muddy.

by Pampermebae88 July 18, 2022

muddy hanks

A man well known for not being able to hold his mud..and tries to sit down on a vasaline toilet lid and slide off and muds the room

Muddy hanks -When you ask your supervisor to go home when you poop your pants.

by Memo watkins November 20, 2016

muddy shuffle

Your mid shit and you realize theres no toilet paper so you have to go get it

Bro i was taking a shit and there was no toilet papper so i had to do a muddy shuffle

by Fennel8263 July 15, 2023

muddy submarine

(n) the act of releasing fecal matter while performing anal with your girlfriend/boyfriend while the male genitalia is currently inserted in the anus.

Verb tense: muddy-submarined

Bro....my girlfriend let me muddy submarine her last night, she can't move now....great success!

Or...

Jim, my girlfriend just gave me a muddy submarine and now I can't walk or sit down.... not great success

by The Red October March 20, 2017

muddy vagina

The act of pooping your pants and smearing it all over your crotch.

Jasmine made a boom boom and gave herself a muddy vagina.

by kungfumelissa March 4, 2024