Definitions by Phillyfan420

Muddy Pirate 

When a female takes a shit in a mans mouth and right when it’s about to drop she yells “Arghh” while he is wearing a pirate hat and eye patch

Honey I can’t wait to go home and become your slutty muddy pirate an I might even walk the plank

Muddy Pirate by Phillyfan420 February 3, 2018