mocus

The feeling an individual gets when they are pining for a member(s) of the opposite sex. This affliction is usually defined by the fact that its inception occurs based on the length of time since the individual last saw a member of the opposite sex. The yearning involved with mocus is defined strictly as a longing for sex or physical comfort. This word is usually reserved for the backwoodsmen and foresters of the the Northwest.

Ben got the mocus so bad on a camping trip he humped a log to splinters.

by SouthForkSon June 20, 2013

Millimeter Mosnster

A penis that is so incredibly small that it can only be seen with a microscope.

No girls will give a blowjob to Brian Roth because of his Millimeter Mosnster.

:Not even Chelsea.

by Matt May 17, 2004

Moss

Nickname of famous NCAA gymnast Kristina Baskett

Moss won the All-Around and got a clock trophy.

by Megan April 25, 2006

MOSS

Mystic Order of Secret Shit

A real secret squirrel is also a member of MOSS.

by Dnoz October 14, 2008

Moses

(to do the) Moses means:

1) To lead a people through the red sea by parting it with your own bare hands.

2) To lead part of your person into a young lady currently in her time of the month, thus parting her red sea.

Dude, Dr Andre totally did the Moses on that hildabeast!

by sexy_neuron March 21, 2009

mossback

a very conservative or reactionary person, especially one with old fashioned beliefs or values

I don't need to listen to an old mossback to know that things are messed up.

by The Return of Light Joker October 24, 2011

Moss

Describes ones hair.

Dennis Eckersly had some serious moss in the 80's

by brsf032414 June 29, 2009