Monday, November 11th

Today is the day when you kiss your boyfriend! Go out there and do it! Especially if his name starts with R.

Girlfriend: Do you know what day it is?

Boyfriend: no why

Girlfriend: It’s Monday, November 11th! 😉😏

Boyfriend: omg I love you!

by I<3R4ever November 5, 2019

Monday Shine Day

On monday shine day (aka every monday)is when you have to talk to your crush or interact with him/her. THIS IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE!!!!! make this day count, its only once a week:)

Monday Shine Day was put to good use today!!!!

by pop off kween November 14, 2020

monad

it's a gay sex position engaged in between college professors and computer science students
everyone who has a masters in computer science has performed it

A: Hey B, apparently the prof is gonna have a lesson on monad with us. Do you know what that is?
B:Sorry A, i got no clue. We will just have to wait till next Monday.

by TheComfyToilet October 22, 2020

mondarrhea

A condition applied to people who have a habit of calling in sick on Mondays.

Alex: Is Mark in today?
Ryan: No, he called in sick.
Alex: Hmm. Another bad case of Mondarrhea?
Ryan: Seems like it.

by the AV Flu February 17, 2021

Maned Wolf

The maned wolf isn't a deer, wolf, or fox! It is an omnivore. It is not a social animal and does not live in a pack.

A: OH MY GOD A FOX!
B: That's a-
A: NO IT'S A WOLF!
B: actually it's-
A: NO I'M WRONG IT'S A DEER
B: IT'S A MANED WOLF *-*

by dkjedfrfuerh April 22, 2021

Mondhoro

It means pee in addu bas.

mondhoro boa gosfela

by Footickle May 5, 2021

Monday

The worst day of the week. What a waste..

Fuck monday i would rather kill myself

by TheNotSoFunnyPerson May 20, 2021