The act of having a girl sit on the bell of a baritone, then peeing so when you play, it splashes back up on her.
by BornXeno February 23, 2016
A moist geoff is something that occurs when a male is sexually aroused in the work place, leaving an uncomfortable 'sticky end'.
by Slitherin the great December 18, 2013
The same as a game of Soggy biscuit except it's a bunch of girls shocking over cheesecake and last to squirt onto it has to eat it.
by Hentai Lord Matt December 15, 2020
You and a friend partake in jizzing in a bucket load after load for a month. You then set up a booby trap for someone where you then dump the bucket on your vitcim. you take turns now on your sticky victim and or friend finishing on him possibly even going for a sploodge monster on him. Then stick him on a wall and let it crust to end it off.
Owen: man i really wanna pull a moist jerry on jerry himself.
Jefferson : I’ve already done a 5 gallon bucket myself im down.
Jerry: dudeeeee whattt is wrong with you what the flip.
Jefferson : I’ve already done a 5 gallon bucket myself im down.
Jerry: dudeeeee whattt is wrong with you what the flip.
by Shmeat pounder86 March 28, 2024
You splatted everywhere you Moist Moses
by Soft Steve January 18, 2012
The accumulation of sweat beads or water droplets that form a rash like texture across the surface of your balls and down in your ass.
Nigger A: "Yo I'm gettin' some serious Sacular Moistness rn"
Nigger B: "Same fam, lick it off for me?"
sentence 2:
Nigger a: "Nigga dis hoe done lick up all the Sacular Moistness off my hairy nuts last night.. the damn piss aint come out cuz all that cloggin and shit in there from dah dry cum soo it just drip out and down onto my scrotum and make them beads and shit"
Nigger B: "mmmmmmmmmm"
Moistsacknutsballsgrossniggerasscuntfuckballsacksacular
Nigger B: "Same fam, lick it off for me?"
sentence 2:
Nigger a: "Nigga dis hoe done lick up all the Sacular Moistness off my hairy nuts last night.. the damn piss aint come out cuz all that cloggin and shit in there from dah dry cum soo it just drip out and down onto my scrotum and make them beads and shit"
Nigger B: "mmmmmmmmmm"
Moistsacknutsballsgrossniggerasscuntfuckballsacksacular
by MoistNIgger March 30, 2016
by Yeaaaah les go November 23, 2021