umbrella mode

when you and ur friend with a really curly afro on the top of her head get really bored and decided to straighten her hair but she's never straighten it before so your scared to shit. and it takes you like four hours because it's so thick and after you finish she looks like and umbrella and you laugh you shitting pants off for the next hour and a half but you realize you have to go into public and under your breath you say "shit." oops
after I straighten her hair she went into umbrella mode because it flopped over her like an umbrella
by don't be a shit head November 10, 2019
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Swag Mode

When you punch a pregnant woman in the stomach really fucking hard
"Damn, I just went swag mode on the local Walmart employee with 8 jobs."
by frequent gamer shot collector January 02, 2021
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Means and Mode

Money and transportation, a way to pay and a way to get there. Cash and a Ride.
I wish this bitch stop bothering me bout taking her to the store because she has "means and mode."
by Profengr2 June 30, 2016
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Computer Mode

The condition that arises when one spends a great amount of time working behind a computer such that communication with a human is a challenge and often degraded. The condition can be identified by one's inability to answer simple questions such as "Want to go to lunch?" or "What are your plans for the weekend?" A typical reply would start with "Umm" followed by a stuttering and slurring of words resulting in a lack of ability to carry a conversation with a human.
Colleague: "What are your plans for the weekend."

The Reply: "Umm, yeah. The weekend? Yeah. What about it? Is that tomorrow?"

Colleague (still hasn't given up on the conversation): "Have anything fun planned?"

The Reply: "Uhhh -for what?"

Colleague: "Man, you're stuck in computer mode."
by A-No. July 16, 2010
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Fry Mode

when you are completely in the zone when your picking on somebody and no matter what they say you have the perfect comeback
Guy 1: Yo you see Jason and Jonny go at it? Jason had no chance

Guy 2: Yeah jonny was in straight fry mode
by phunkmaster June 14, 2009
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Shapiro Mode

Sometimes referred to as Chipmunk Mode.

Slang for putting a video, especially a boring instructional video, on 2x speed to make it go by faster, typically because the presenter talks too slowly. So named because it makes the presenter sound like Ben Shapiro (or a chipmunk).
Ugh, another asynchronous lecture video. Let's save us some time and energy and put it into Shapiro Mode.
by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling September 01, 2021
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burrito mode

When all you want to do is roll up in your blanket like a burrito and relax.
I just took a shower and now I'm in burrito mode.
by Mkwanky January 05, 2020
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