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missing the straw

That awkward moment when you are paying attention to something else while trying to take a drink and end up making out with the cup or glass in front of your date. He/she then looks at you in disgust
Stefanie embarrassed herself on a date when she licked her iced tea and thought to herself "Damn, I'm missing the straw!"
by The Last Albino Gorilla June 8, 2017
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Miss lic

Well she sure acts like miss lic
by a mom who is learning the ling October 11, 2010
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Gen-missed

Adjective meaning presenting as a gender other than ones gender identity or acting inauthentic in gender presentation
You can act real cis and totally gen-missed - from my transing of safety dance on Twitter
by Arithrianos May 8, 2022
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hit or miss

The depraved state of courtship --- and the male human mindset --- nowadays... if a girl doesn't respond positively to guys' casually "hitting" on her, said guys will merely "give up and move on to someone else" without bothering themselves to instead try "dignified" or "proper" forms of wooing, and so the gal will remain a "miss" --- i.e., unmarried woman --- for a very long time.
It's just downright pathetic how the world of romance has become merely a hit or miss game... whatever happened to the respectful or truly-caring courtship of the old days???
by QuacksO September 9, 2019
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Miss Luna

The most popular dog name and the worse kinda dog. The kinda dog that won’t relax and suffers from anxiety. She will bite everyone in the house but you still love her.
What’s wrong with your dog?”
“That’s Miss Luna
by Evilredbeerd August 30, 2023
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Miss Hussain

Miss Hussain is a teacher from brentside high school
by Jamieisgod June 11, 2022
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Miss Massachusetts

Someone who picks and chooses what they want at anytime. Even if you were wrong... She is always correct.
Oh you are correct... Miss Massachusetts... U chose correctly... Yay you!!!
by I love my brother December 2, 2019
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