Minnestoa

A place of happiness and ice, where the mall of the gods is located, and the twin cities of Minneloseropolis and St. Dylan are eternally at war.

"Dag, that kid from St. Dylan really knows his way around the Minnestoa."

by Anna Fiona January 28, 2007

minneapolis

a town in minnesota where like 1/4 of the city is black and lots more somalians and ehtiopians and jamaicans live and the asians are packed as tight as sardines

lots of hmong niggaz live here man

by jay February 20, 2005

minneapolis

a city in minnesota, people actually think its ghetto even though its like 70% white and only has about 40 murders a year

"dude, you'll get shot in murderap"

"no way, minneapolis just filled with a bunch of harmless posers"

by big I November 28, 2006

minjie

fucking cool as hell. GREAT AT SOCCER. CHINESE

have you heard of minjie? HE WON THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE!!

by Uswars March 19, 2019

minnesota vikings

will be one of the best teams in the NFC in '05 with their highly improved defense and all the ballers they already have like nate burleson

the vikes did the right thing by getting rid of moss

by TOB fo eva March 13, 2005

Miami Minnestroni

After sexual intercourse, the man excretes fecal matter into his hand, spreads it across his knuckles, and punches the girl in the face. When the girl is unconscious, the man puts his balls on the woman's bruised and shitty face. This is often said to provide pleasure, and good fortune.

I was having sex with some alyssa chick, and then i knocked the shit out of her with a miami minnestroni!

by KDUF April 5, 2009

Minneapolis

A city that has way better venues and culture than its neighbor to the east because ol' St. Paul was too busy pastorbating to take note.

Guy from Minneapolis: I'd like to spoonbridge with your cherry.

Girl: Call yo'self the ginasaur, cuz' I like where this is headed! (this being any direction away from St. Paul).

by mrjellies April 22, 2011