Minnestoa

A place of happiness and ice, where the mall of the gods is located, and the twin cities of Minneloseropolis and St. Dylan are eternally at war.

"Dag, that kid from St. Dylan really knows his way around the Minnestoa."

Minnestoa by Anna Fiona January 28, 2007

Minnesota Icy Hot

An act first performed by the Mdewakanton Sioux of Prior Lake, Minnesota, it is a complicated and highly dangerous sexual act/exotic dance ritual/rite of passage for young Native American men once they turn 18. First, the person coats their testicles in a flammable petroleum jelly. Then the tribal elder lights a torch and brings the torch to the coated testicles and lights it. Then the young man must find and wrangle a moose and ride it into a frozen lake. Once the fire is out he must perform a highly erotic and complicated dance, which involves going up to a young woman and hitting her with his scrotum Once this is complete, he becomes a man.

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear about Charlie Moose Horn? He was performing his Minnesota Icy Hot and he accidentally died!
Guy 2: I guess that's what happens when you put Vaseline on your balls and try to ride a moose into a lake...
Guy 1: Native Americans are weird...

Minnesota Icy Hot by xXxXXxxSharryIsHotXxXxx May 23, 2016

Minnesota 

60 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Minnesota plant gardens.

50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Duluth sunbathe.

40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Minnesota drive with the windows down.

32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Bemidji gets thicker.

20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.

15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.

Zero:
People in Miami all die.
Minnesotans close the windows.

10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.

25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.

40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors.

100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Minnesotans get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.

460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
People in Minnesota start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"

500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late.

Minnesotans may be called hicks, they may be in the middle of nowhere, but they are tougher than hell! (see: 500 below zero)

Minnesota by starslugger09 December 12, 2008

Minnesota Goodbye 

The act applying to most Minnesotants while visiting others in which, when one person has to leave, they proceed to talk for another hour, then the departing party is walked to the front door, where they talk for another hour, then the departing party gets walked to their car while the host family talks to them through the car window for an hour, and finally the departing couple SLOWLY departs down the drive, yelling back & forth with the host family.

The couple from Texas was extremely irritated by the Minnesota Goodbye they received while visiting their distant relatives.

Minnesota Goodbye by Jordan has Skills July 29, 2006

Minnesota tissue 

A nick name members of the band Nirvana used around their 1990 tour in particular krist and Kurt used this name.
Minnesota tissue was a nickname for apparently "a made up sheriff of Aberdeen Washington".

as seen from their home video on the plane ride over look it up on youtube

Kurt: Me and my partner tree frog johnson gunna rip you a new butthole
Krist: Who do you think you are?
Kurt:Minnesota tissue!

Minnesota tissue by Jaden_pantsoff February 1, 2008

Minnesconsin 

Minnesconsin is the area of far-western Wisconsin that is really close to Minneapolis/St. Paul. About half of the people from this area are originally from Minnesota, and the rest are from Wisconsin. Either way, the people of Minnesconsin go to Minnesota for pretty much everything that isn't groceries or booze, especially clothes, employment, and the airport. The cities of Minnesconsin especially include Ellsworth, Hudson, New Richmond, Prescott, River Falls, and Somerset. Although far from Minneapolis, Superior can also be considered part of Minnesconsin due to its proximity to Duluth. Minnesconsin is a very common place for Packers/Vikings border battle disputes. Lots of people from Minnesconsin are even fans of both the Packers and the Twins, illustrating how this region has many things in common with both Minnesota and Wisconsin. The typical town in Minnesconsin will have a good mix of Packers/Vikings fans.

At an office in Downtown Minneapolis:

- "Wow, you have quite the commute!"

- "Yeah, I'm from Minnesconsin."

At a Twins game:

- "Why the hell are you wearing a Packers hat here with your Twins shirt?"

- "I'm from Minnesconsin. I love the Twins, but the Vikings are trash. Go Pack, go!"

Minnesconsin by MSPeast October 22, 2010

minnesota ball slap 

Slapping one's balls with any icy hand that's been held in the freezer for a minimum of 10 minutes.

I'm still sore and a little chilly from Gerry's malevolent minnesota ball slap last night!

minnesota ball slap by Coco Sean July 1, 2016