mrjellies's definitions

Minneapolis

A city that has way better venues and culture than its neighbor to the east because ol' St. Paul was too busy pastorbating to take note.

Guy from Minneapolis: I'd like to spoonbridge with your cherry.

Girl: Call yo'self the ginasaur, cuz' I like where this is headed! (this being any direction away from St. Paul).

by mrjellies April 22, 2011

sirvix

Basically the same thing as a mangina.

Guy 1: did you see the size of the sirvix on that dude?!

Girl 1: well, this is Thailand...

by mrjellies April 22, 2011