Midget Bitch

A person who is shorter than everyone else and decides to be a BITCH or angry just because he doesn’t get his way.

Chris is a midget bitch because Kearney won’t fuck him.

by bttsquad4201 April 24, 2019

Midget Spinner

A short ballerina, pole dancer or artist in a dance form that involves spinning.

When your short friends joins the ballet, you can call her a midget spinner!

by SarcasticIndian October 21, 2020

Midget Fart Porn Sus

When a human becomes small and has anal fart sex with amog us sussy baka

Hey did you hear John had Midget Fart Porn Sus with Bob

by MidgetFartPornSus May 23, 2021

Midget Black-Man

Used to describe a black male of short stature.

The midget black-man was an excellent comedian.

by TrickDev September 15, 2021

Faux Midget

A person of small stature but outwardly normal appearance who you notice has an unusually small body part that would be consistent with the overall size of a dwarf or midget.

Whoa, I figured Steve was just a bit of a shortass but when he had to use both hands to pick up that beer I realised he's actually a faux midget.

by TheUrbanBard July 2, 2014

Dick on a midget

A good 7 inches on a midget. Meaning slightly taller than a midget.

If you are short yet not on midget status, you got a dick on a midget!

by Alaina Joy December 1, 2010

stick my dick in a midget

A term of disbelief

After seeing Heather take a cucumber, Geof exclaimed, "Well stick my dick in a midget! I didn't know you could do that!"

by Mr Crowley October 21, 2021