Emergency Meal

The meal you get at a restaurant you've never been to and you are unfamiliar with all of the menu items.

Waiter: "What can I get you?" Me: "Umm, chicken strips and fries." Waiter: "That's kind of a basic choice." Me: "Sorry, it's my emergency meal."

by AbnormalJay November 23, 2016

scratch meal

Quick meal thrown together with odd bits and bobs of food out of one’s fridge and cupboards (especially tinned).

“Sorry it’s only a scratch meal - I haven’t had time to cook properly?”

by LadyShady November 4, 2019

Marriage Meal

When she makes a meal SO GOOD that you be wanting to marry her afterwards

This lobster mac and cheese is a Marriage Meal

by Shasta P. McNasty November 11, 2019

Tit meal

one large breast on a plate

"do u want anything mate"
"yeah grab me a tit meal bruv"

by Large cod and chips November 15, 2020

Squirty meal

This is when you make a girl squirt few moments to when she has her period. Then you use her cum as water to cook pasta and her period blood as sauce then her blood cloth as meat balls .

Me and the street hooker made a squirty meal after sex

by Al fayeed December 28, 2020

THERRIEN Meal Deal

A THERRIEN meal deal is the offering of food to father THERRIEN. Originally founded by michaelo in 89BC, this phrase has been used for millennia. A poem was created to support this:
Therrien Meal Deal
Electrical Eel

Greetings Father Therrien, please grace us with our Therrien Meal Deal.
Go away electrical eel

by CringeThing March 5, 2021

happy.meals69

Happy.meals69 is the best TikToker. She makes weird TIKTOKS.
Also used a noun.

“I’m about to break the mutual between me and happy.meals69!”

by happy.meals69 June 5, 2021