Chav Message

A message sent by a Chav

This Chav Message is well phat

by chaostheory1 October 5, 2008

Sext Message

A text message recieved during the act of turning your phone on vibrate and placing it between your legs while driving.

OMG, I just got a sext message from Nic!! and it was gooood. Hot damn I'm horny

by Pseudomania September 26, 2008

Sending Mixed Messages

DEFINITION: When you aren't paying attention and accidentally text a sexually suggestive message (sext) to the wrong person on your blackberry!

APPLICATION: John was called into his boss's office this afternoon for a warning because of sending mixed messages to the mailroom department.

by don samson December 3, 2009

messa

I am saying

messa you stupid innit

by Samski March 12, 2003

messa

One a them what does stuff with the kiddies-aaarrrrgggghhhhh.

All nonces should Fuckin burn.

by El Cholo March 5, 2004

messenger pants

n. A style of baggy capri pants briefly marketed for guys, although it quickly flopped, having been a fashion-don't by default.

What guy in their right mind would wear messenger pants?

by colonel cheesemonkey June 12, 2007

AIM Instant Messenger

Messaging system created so that low lifes can chat online with the "friends" that don't like them enough to either answer their text messages, or actually talk to them in person.

situations such as these bring great relief to the "block" button.

susie: i wonder why that hott guy hasn't answered my constant text messages for the last three and a half hours

-after logging in to AIM Instant Messenger-

susie: oh, no worries! he's online!

by jannnnnnnna July 29, 2009