matishing

to fish for a significant other with brains

I'll be matishing at tonight's press conference.

by blancadillo January 25, 2023

Matussy

When a man's anal prolapse is so bad, it reaches his balls.

"Damn after that hard anal sesh last night, I got a mad matussy."

by _Hrob_ March 30, 2023

matiasalert

A word used to warn a friend when their crush is walking pass them in a school hallway

your friend: "I saw him the other day and..."
You: "MATIASALERT"
your friend: "oh no I hope he didn't hear that"

by imyourjiji July 8, 2023

Matias

A very handsome young man that gets Hella pussy, such a nice person that he is celebrated all around the world on august 17

"Aye that's Matias right there, he get all the hoes"

by Pussygetter1000 August 17, 2023

Matias

Very intelligent guy (cap), many girls like him, though he chooses to ignore it due to his lack of rizz. Has a good career and leads a very balanced life. Typically, a Matias will also not live with his dad, resulting in a very schizophrenic young man. Obsessed with goth girls.

Matias is a very skinny guy, he can't even bench 275lbs / 125kg unlike his very short but beautiful italian friend.

by RandyXYT September 4, 2023

Matias

Gay boy niggahater

Matias does not like the africans

by Diarelem September 18, 2023

Marissa

Marissa's are amazing, and they don't even know it, they don't see themselves from the perspective that others see them. Unknowingly looking beautiful without even trying, making guys turn their heads when they hear her voice, just to look at her beautiful face.

Marissa if you're reading this, just know you're as perfect as a human can be, you're beautiful, smart, caring, humorous, and you should not have low self-esteem, that's why I send you cheesy romantic good morning texts, along with good night texts, I flirt with you but in reality I wish it was real. I appreciate you being in my life and caring about me, sincerely - Matthew J.

by RomanticMinusHope October 11, 2023