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menstrual mashing 

Scissor action with bloody vaginas.
Detective: What the fuck happened here.

Officer #1: Menstrual mashing sir...menstrual mashing.

Detective: My god.

making a pearl 

When someone is in a psychotic rage and they have sand in their vagina.
"What is wrong with you buddy"? "Are you making a pearl or something"?
making a pearl by WeeTarded December 3, 2007

making the best of a bad situation

To take any situation and then murder all the participants except the protagonist for no reason other than a lust for bloodshed and violence. The protagonist is in no way at fault for murdering, or through action or inaction causing all the other participants to be murdered, maimed or otherwise have harm come to their persons.
Mat: "Gaz why did you just disarm those weak starving villagers and send them through the choke point to fight a squad of well trained battle hardened, armed to the teeth dark elf warriors? Their blood is on your hands"

Gaz: "It's not my fault man, I was just making the best of a bad situation"
She is such a hoe, she only knew him an hour before macking with him.
macking by ~*~Starlight~*~ August 5, 2003

making a sandwich 

(v) When someone in an online video game such as Halo 3 is just sitting there not moving at all is obviously away making a sandwich.
Holy crap this is the 10th time T've killed this guy. He must be making a sandwich.
making a sandwich by goodkall September 12, 2009

making stew 

masturbation technique where the man lays flat on his stomach and stirs his hips in a circular way that rubs his penis around and around on a surface: commonly on a bed or couch or soft carpeted floor or back seat of van.
dude! i'll be out in a minute...i'm in connie's room making stew!
making stew by mmmbaby December 28, 2008