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Black Lies Matter

This is not a one-sided and racist movement like the other BLM, in fact, this BLM is not a movement at all, just a laconic phrase. One of the most infamous Black Lies Matter case is related to O.J. Simpson, his ex-wife Nicole Brown-Simpson and the man who was with her that night, Ron Goldman. Obviously O.J. was pissed off and maybe a bit jealous too 'cause a 25 -year-old walking cock screwed his 35 -year-old ex-wife like a rabbit, the wife-beater himself was at the time 46.
Then O.J. really chimped out by stabbing Goldman and Nicole had been stabbed seven times in the neck and scalp, Chimpson had put the finishing touches on his work by slitting her throat. Despite some Chimpson's attorneys managed to dispose the clothes that O.J. had been used at the time of the murders, plenty of evidence still remained against him - and then the mighty Black-Lies-Matter jury absolved him of these murders.
So if you happen to be famous and black, you can slaughter a couple of honkies without being held responsible for it, 'cause the Black Lies Matter.
by O. W. Tongueincheek April 14, 2024
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Brendan Li

A celebrity who is very unskibidi and likes toilet poop ballz
He is a popular actor
Brendan Li in that one movie was very skibidi toilet
by wifebeaterz124 April 16, 2024
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kerry li

Jerry got participation L bozo imagine failing your guass contest after all that practice. Kerry has a huge fat juicy
by Kerry's Slave May 24, 2022
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li twan

A nickname created by artist LAZER DIM 700 used to refer to his community and also to refer to himself and really just anybody.
Li twan wigan out in his new album.
by movelookery April 10, 2024
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li fung doo

incredibly Asian man whos favorite food is dog and egg rolls.he loves screaming at his kids when they miss 1 point on their math test. he was a child slave as kid making carpets so he is really good at not having a soul.
that guy is so asian he looks like a li fung doo.
by long schlong wong May 4, 2018
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Woman lied to a doctor

And she was CORRECT TO DO SO! Because they be PHONING IT IN SOMETIMES!
Hym "A woman lied to a doctor to get a colonoscopy because he was be dismissive of her symptoms (Just like Dr. Zack!) and what they found was STAGE 4 CANCER! WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO LIE TO THEM THOUGH!? Why do you have to trick doctors into treating you properly? My doctor thinks that I don't know what a headache feels like... And that I went to the emergency room... Because I had a headache. SO! HERE I SIT! With THE SAME ✌️✊️✌️✊️HEADACHE✌️✊️✌️✊️ I've had SINCE I WENT TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM! I've had the exact same headache for like A YEAR now... THAT'S GOT TO BE SOME KIND OF RECORD! Right? Like, usually you'll get a headache and then it will go away and then, like, it'll be a while until you have another one. Ya know? But NOT HYM! I am so much BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU... That WHEN I HAVE A HEADACHE... I will have 1 singular headache FOR YEARS AT A TIME! Profound! It's unheard of."
by Hym Iam April 13, 2025
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Lis Baker

The beautiful, hot, pretty, majestic wife of Brock Baker.

Pronounced (Lee Baker)
Beautiful woman.
I loooove Lis
Brock Baker: Hey Lis
Lis Baker: Hi honey
*9 months later*
Doctor: IT'S A TINY BROCK!
by Laylur October 30, 2023
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