the landon

When a man fucks a guy in the ear. A very hot thing to do. If a man does this to you it means he loves you. You're a lucky guy.

Man 1: man that guy just did the Landon on me
Man 2: thats hot

by Howtoeatass January 2, 2018

Happy Landon

While doing a reverse coyboy, stick a designer brand water bottle (i.e. Aqua Pana, Vittel, or Voss) into your partners anal canal. Once this has been acomplished throw your partner through a double pain glass window .

While I was at the opera, the old woman next to me told me that if I keep farting that I would end up on the reciving end of a Happy Landon

by Bodandy June 21, 2007

ruthie and landon

Worlds cutest couple. They are madly in love and can’t get enough of each other. Landon may ask for a kiss and get rejected but all you have to say is “I’ll tickle you.” Ruthie will then immediately kiss Landon. Ruthie is beautiful and Landon is kind to her. Together they make up the perfect couple.

Ruthie and Landon are so cute together.

by BigVick10 January 31, 2019

elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon

are a group of freinds and a bunch of assholes

elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon no sentance can be found

by ghxlthd October 16, 2020

royce landon

Making it happen Royce style.

Also. To have committed a Royce Landon is to have taken a bag of unpopped popcorn and inserted into a gerbil. After insertion, you must place gerbil into microwave. After all kernels have popped (you will know after the kernels only pop every 3 seconds), you must take gerbil out of microwave. Let gerbil remains cool as well as popcorn (note: preferred popcorn is Orville Redenbacher extra butter). After cooling, find unsuspecting girl at seedy bar. Ask her out for popcorn. When given the affirmative, throw bag of gerbil laced popcorn at her and say, "You've been Royce Landoned!!!!!, you are covered in gerbil popcorn, nobody wants you now except me, lets go do it." If subject says no (unlikely), go straight to pet store, buy gerbil and use another of the Orville Redenbacher extra butter packs(3 per box). Repeat above task. Enjoy!

by Landon.Royce.edu February 20, 2009

rip landon

dont fall for it landon joke will be ur end

someone:"rip landon
someone else:" who is landon???"
someone:"landon my left n3t

by rose kai is king April 28, 2021

Sheriff Landon

The best MCSO sheriff yet.

Freind- “didn’t’t sheriff Landon ban someone from CMPD for nothing?”
Freind 2- “shhhhh”

by Loly pops June 8, 2021