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Landon

Beautiful man with a huge cock and a great personality. Brown fluffy hair with a chiseled face and a nice bod he’s strong and tall with killer biceps. Like to be chocked Landon’s the man for you. He’s a freak in the sheets but a lover boy at the same time he’ll care for you and kiss you when you’re sick. He’s the perfect boyfriend. Great lips great abs and big veiny hands. He’s really the perfect man for any girl out there. He’s loyal and caring especially to his super hot girlfriend and loves to be called a good boy from time to time. Wanna please a Landon just kiss him on the neck and he’s all yours!
“Hey that tall handsome guy over there who’s he”
“Bro that must be a Landon “
“Yeah your right
by Landon’s girlfriend November 26, 2025
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Landon is the prettiest boy you’ll ever meet he has big hazel eyes that you’ll get lost in a handsome smile and he’s super funny but he’s short and a basic white boy but that doesn’t matter his friends are assholes (especially his bsf) but he’s the opposite he’ll be there for you when you need him he’s kinda a dry texter but he’s not a dry person he’ll be the best boyfriend you’ll ever have
by Unpluggedoutlet February 6, 2025
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landon also known as skinwalker is a person who can take the shape of any animal if seen be careful scent can gas out any life
oh no landon is turning my huzz off
by Smelvin228 March 14, 2025
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Dirty Landon

When you shit in your hand and then use said shit as lubricant to jerk off your bro
Scala, you my bro and I love ya man. It’s time for you to enjoy a Dirty Landon!
by Sidecut March 24, 2025
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A big fat retard with a big fat sack. He likes anal too. With big black guys. no penis just huge balls.
was that landon? man his balls huge.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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a 14 year old, his mom drives a Toyota 4runner. Kind of social, but gets annoyed fast. Do not anger him! Loves to play videogames. Once you get to know him, he is a sweet young pup. Will make your day and be a great friend for the rest of your life. Get you a Landon
Person 1: I need something in my life
Person 2: I got myself a Landon
Person 1 : How do I get that?
Person 2: you have to suck my dick!
by AlexHymasArizonaMormon November 24, 2021
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Landon is loyal! He is sweet and understanding and very helpful. He loves his family especially his mom and siblings. Landon has the biggest heart and goes out of his way to make sure everyone around him is good. If you have a Landon. Treat him good his heart is one of a kind!
Landon is so helpful
by True Definitions Only November 24, 2021
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