Landon

He mean and is always crying about something. He will put you down and likes to watch girls play with themselves especially with pens ;)...

(Girl 1) Urgh I hate him he's a Landon.
(Girl 2) fr Girl slay queen.

by The Landon hater September 23, 2023

Landon

usually tallish and blonde. falls in love easy but cuts you off if you’re not “her”. hard on the outside, soft on the inside. (lick) very handsome and respectable. everyone loves landon as a friend. “24 second master”. (cums quick)

that landon has huge cocks but only good for use for 24 seconds

by Rodizio grill master 17 November 10, 2020

landon james

landon james. he is the most amazing person you will ever meet, he is so nice, caring, funny, and talented. he is there when you need him and he’s a very loyal person.

get yourself a landon james, but don’t you dare take mine!

by craig the popsicle January 05, 2019

Landon

Very very sus boy, he tends to make gay jokes his favorite month Is pride month and he is VERY short

Landon-Am i sus ?
Everybody -Nigga you’re more than sus you gay ass hell

by Fnrnrn June 10, 2022

Dirty Landon

Putting your penis into another man's mouth and then throat fuck him violently. Then Ben comes along and Cleveland steamers the two of u.

I got dirty landoned

by My P.p June 03, 2025

Landon

The guy that is sitting next to me and is relaxing during class not doing any work.

Teacher: Landon get of you phone or I’ll take it.
Landon: “still on his phone”

Teacher: “takes his phone”
Landon: “pulls out another phone” he he he ha

by He_he_he_h@ April 26, 2022

landon burke

A whiny, stubborn 9 year who can't listen. He is annoying with no sense of humor. He talks 24/7 even in his sleeping. You would be lucky if you did NOT know a Landon Burke.

Landon Burke is SOOO annoying!!!!

by Hello many fellow sir July 08, 2017