Landmine

simaler to the grenade a landmine is a solitary ugly chick in a group of hotties, but she is so ugly and fat if anyone slept with her they would have depression, thoughts of suicide, erectile disfunction, diahrea, and like most cases HIV aids.

Whoopie Goldberg is a landmine

by GreNchz187 October 19, 2010

landmark anxiety

the feeling you get when you just can't find a landmark while looking for a place in an unknown environment

John was getting landmark anxiety because his date had told him the restaurant was next to a blue sign, which he couldn't find.

by le ballzilla July 27, 2010

Landon Merrill Neck

When you slap some one in the back of the neck really hard and almost black them out.

Man that nigga michael west said wick wist of the wetch and i straight molly whomped his shit i gave him a landon merrill neck a jumbo jack WITHOUT the cheese.

by Mdubs87 November 3, 2011

Landmarked

that means that you marked her- that you skidded sperm all over her twat fur… that means that you got her, where no one else never had her- sex game critical, now you are her master.

your girl has been landmarked.

by thesexfreakyomanwants December 24, 2011

ladominicky

The name of a small creature that lives in a pocket.

A nickname for the name Dominic.

A nickname for your genitals.

Wanna see my ladominicky? ;)

by rnoldbb April 16, 2014

Lando

Its a short term meaning to receive a hand-job. As lando sounds like hando or hand-job. It is used when family members are in a earshot from your conversation where hand-jobs may be referenced.

Guy 1: "hey man how was your date last night?"
Guy 2: "it was awesome I got a major lando"

by totallynottheguywhosaidhewould January 30, 2015

landmarking

To visit a place or area and take a picture of your back with your arms out. To face the world and leave your mark where you've visited.

"Hey, how was your trip to California?"
"It was awesome, check out this picture of me landmarking on Runyon Canyon"

by takeatoor April 4, 2015