1 definition by totallynottheguywhosaidhewould

Lando

Its a short term meaning to receive a hand-job. As lando sounds like hando or hand-job. It is used when family members are in a earshot from your conversation where hand-jobs may be referenced.

Guy 1: "hey man how was your date last night?"
Guy 2: "it was awesome I got a major lando"

by totallynottheguywhosaidhewould January 30, 2015