Sylvan Lake: a small town to the west of Red Deer where douche rockets go to mingle. Showcase town for lousy chest and arm tattoos on men and women. Public beach like a refugee camp. Sunglasses at night a must. Guys must use “bro” or “brah” at least once per sentence. If you have $100 to your name, come here and pretend you have $1,000,000. Many of the guys I went to school with that wore Puka Shell necklaces now reside here. 11/10 would not recommend, horrible teeth to gum ratio.
by JeffersonDanger September 4, 2022
Get the Sylvan Lakemug. OCD Guy: Theres Lake Couchiching
Normal Person: No...Thats lake simcoe
5 min later
OCD Guy: Ok look, thats Lake Couchiching, it has small inlet on its southern shore.
Normal Girl: No, thats the radioactive sewage dump
Normal Person: No...Thats lake simcoe
5 min later
OCD Guy: Ok look, thats Lake Couchiching, it has small inlet on its southern shore.
Normal Girl: No, thats the radioactive sewage dump
by GCSM January 16, 2011
Get the Lake Couchichingmug. In Broward county and in the city of lauderdale lakes florida a hood calles lakes is where jits be fading all the time and pull out straps on a nigga den clear the whole scene without shooting
btw when you say Lakes (hood) you don't have to say hood its just so you dont think of a lake when we talking bout a hood.
jit1: where you finna be at? jit2: im finna be at lakes all day cuh you tryna slide?
jit1: where you finna be at? jit2: im finna be at lakes all day cuh you tryna slide?
by 954Steph December 13, 2021
Get the Lakes (hood)mug. place. Delightful resort hamlet nestled in the armpit of west-central Alberta. Formerly a thriving village built on soggy land wrestled from the clutches of the native inhabitants it has undergone an unwanted downsizing in recent years as evaporation and chemical fertilizers have wreaked havoc on both the lake and the current residents. Home to some of the finest gravel-rich moraines, human filth, alluvial silt deposits, and piles of broken plastic flotation devices in Canada, Gull Lake is poised to take advantage of the coming covid-inspired “We are desperate to vacation anywhere” ethos. Pony rides are available for the kiddies and an Armenian style brothel is under construction.
by gnostic3 March 18, 2021
Get the Gull Lakemug. A lot of men sit in a circle looking at one magazine, creating a lake of semen all over a single page.
by supahstah69 May 29, 2022
Get the jack lakemug. Small lake town in Upstate New York, also a bit of a hidden gem. Cooler than all of Burnt Hills, Charlton and Glenville combined. The people that live there are all alcoholics and Dave Matthews Band fans. A place where rednecks and people who can afford to drop 100 grand on a boat live in harmony. Residents of Ballston Lake are generally fun, humble people who are also batshit crazy.
by Urmom196922 April 20, 2022
Get the Ballston Lakemug. 