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Lake Gator

When a bunch of fat people put on floaties and form a conga line in the water and go dock to dock looking for food while at a lake or other large body of water
Brian! We can’t go to the lake this weekend. I heard there’s an entire caravan of lake gators there this weekend
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Lake Couchiching

OCD Guy: Theres Lake Couchiching
Normal Person: No...Thats lake simcoe
5 min later
OCD Guy: Ok look, thats Lake Couchiching, it has small inlet on its southern shore.
Normal Girl: No, thats the radioactive sewage dump
by GCSM January 16, 2011
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Gull Lake

place. Delightful resort hamlet nestled in the armpit of west-central Alberta. Formerly a thriving village built on soggy land wrestled from the clutches of the native inhabitants it has undergone an unwanted downsizing in recent years as evaporation and chemical fertilizers have wreaked havoc on both the lake and the current residents. Home to some of the finest gravel-rich moraines, human filth, alluvial silt deposits, and piles of broken plastic flotation devices in Canada, Gull Lake is poised to take advantage of the coming covid-inspired “We are desperate to vacation anywhere” ethos. Pony rides are available for the kiddies and an Armenian style brothel is under construction.
Why vacation in Gull Lake? We can get hepatitis right here at home.
by gnostic3 March 18, 2021
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lake jeffers

A long sluggy mass of drug abuse used to be a their meat in homicidal situation
“Man my lake Jeffers itches”
How many Xanax do I take today? As many as “lake jeffers” could take in 60 seconds”
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Sylvan Lake

Sylvan Lake: a small town to the west of Red Deer where douche rockets go to mingle. Showcase town for lousy chest and arm tattoos on men and women. Public beach like a refugee camp. Sunglasses at night a must. Guys must use “bro” or “brah” at least once per sentence. If you have $100 to your name, come here and pretend you have $1,000,000. Many of the guys I went to school with that wore Puka Shell necklaces now reside here. 11/10 would not recommend, horrible teeth to gum ratio.
sylvan Lake is where Central Alberta douche rockets go to breed stupid
by JeffersonDanger September 4, 2022
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Lake Skeet

The bubbles that form on the shore of a lake.
Quit throwin lake skeet at me!
by Zander155 August 22, 2008
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Lake butler

by Hillbilly bug November 12, 2019
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